fake si 

A robot from the future, who steals shit from everyday people and posts pictures of it on the internet to prove he's a real human, and not actually a shit stealing robot.(www.imarealhuman_watchmeshit.com)

WATCH OUT!!! Fake si's behind you, trying to steal your shit

fake si by Ed Dorgan December 11, 2003

There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. 

It's stating the obvious and suggesting to the other person to accept the thing stated and deal with it.

Dobol: The traffic along EDSA is incredible.
Lundle: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. EDSA has always been traffic as far as I can remember.

Erwin: The incompetence of the Philippine government is beyond imagination.
Dobol: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.
Lundle: Don't blame me, I didn't vote for that motherfucker.

There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. by The Masterchicker October 25, 2010

Fake Sister

A term often used by males to describe their relationship with a girl who is not their girlfriend, but a close friend. This term does not apply to blood-relatives.

This classification boasts qualities typically seen in brother/sister relationships (e.g., mildly derogatory dialogue, occasional use of derogatory hand gestures, random story telling and re-telling, matchmaking, inside jokes, mutual-aid and support related to interference by outside parties, and the occasional transfer of funds with no repayment plan).

Person 1: "Did you see how fat so-in-so has gotten?"
Person 2: "Hey, watch your face, that's my fake sister you're talking about."

Person 1: "So-in-so said you loaned her $200"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's ok. She's my fake sister. I'll hit her up for $400 next time."

Fake Sister by wordalicious December 8, 2010

National Date your fake sister day 

December 5th national date your fake sister or fake brother for a day no regrets you have to date them no cheating

“It’s December 5 yo why be single” or “it’s national date your fake sister day let’s go”

National Date your fake sister day by Lowkeykeen December 4, 2020

Date your fake sister day 

December 5 is the day you should say your fake sister and if y’all like it then y’all should date fake sister or fake brother go for it ! I mean try summ new!!

“It’s December 5 date your fake sister day”

Date your fake sister day by Lowkeykeen December 4, 2020

Fake self simp 

A control freak with a fake self who bluffs a lot and punishes others, not for justice but for revenge and tries to control other people through myths and calls other people liars, all to steal resources from people's suffering and misery.

For example, using people's weaknesses to manipulate them into believing faulty intention and cause.

Abusing friends, family and loved ones and then bragging about it because they can get away with it.

They are trying way to hard, to unlawfully punish other people.
Yeah, fake self simp and a bunch of doormats, what they believe is not even real.

Fake self simp by Communi February 18, 2021

fake ass side steppin nigga

A fake ass nigga that steps aside and/or around a problem.

" take a look at this fake ass side steppin nigga"

fake ass side steppin nigga by TheUncutPimp December 8, 2022