fake penis 

Noun

1. The most awesome thing/happening/person ever.
2. Incredible, awesome
3. Antonym: real penis

Friend 1: DUDE! That guy just hit and run your car!

Friend 2: WHAT?! REAL PENIS!

Friend 1: (checks) Oh no its fine, no scratches or anything.

Friend 2: Hell yah! That's fake penis right there!

fake penis by aznstar808 October 16, 2008

fake penis 

A fake penis is a male body part that is not real or is imaginary. Can also be considered a dildo.

Dude, he’s literally dreaming for a fake penis.

fake penis by ur vvvv cool mommy February 21, 2019

fakepenese 

The asians(except japanese)which hairstyle,fashion,facial hair etc. makes them just looks like a japanese,but they usually are Koreans,Chinese especially HONG KONG.

Those fakepenese boys thinks they are very cool but they are totally gay or dim sims.Those girls are surely DISCUSTING with excess make ups,hot pants with a huge leg like a carrot,curly'big hair like a witch.They mostly acts like a bitch and they are a bitch.

Its easy to define a japanese and a fakepenese,cos fakepenses can't even say a japanese word and they usually walks like an idoit.

EG1
Maki:Look!That jap gal is hot!
Kikuchi:DON'T BE SILLY,SHE IS A FAKEPENESE,LOOK AT HER EXCESS MAKEUP,HER FACE IS FAKE!!

EG2
Miki:Ohiyo(good morning in japanese)
Fakepenese:WTF are you saying?
Miki:Shut up you fakepenese bitch.

fakepenese by FLlanguage November 10, 2008

Facepenis 

Facepenis is a term used to describe everything wrong with the Cornell University school of engineering. Depending on context it can be synonymous with clusterfuck, but can also be used as an expletive. In conversation it is usually shortened to simply "face."

Cornell Engineer 1: Hey, did you see the mean on that last math prelim?

Cornell Engineer 2: Yeah, it was facepenis.

Facepenis by soulless cornell student June 27, 2009