Definitions by aznstar808

real penis 

Noun

1. Not cool at all
2.sucks like hell
3. gay

Friend 1: Dude! They pushed back that game release!
Friend 2: OMG! Thats REAL PENIS!

real penis by aznstar808 October 16, 2008

fake penis 

Noun

1. The most awesome thing/happening/person ever.
2. Incredible, awesome
3. Antonym: real penis

Friend 1: DUDE! That guy just hit and run your car!

Friend 2: WHAT?! REAL PENIS!

Friend 1: (checks) Oh no its fine, no scratches or anything.

Friend 2: Hell yah! That's fake penis right there!

fake penis by aznstar808 October 16, 2008