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Fake Day 

the day that occurs after one or many has imbibed a large amount of substances be them liquid or powder, organic or chemical that does not exist. All who partake will agree to said day did not exist and continue the following day as though it was the day previous.
Thank god today is a fake day, too bad Meaghan has to go to work, man i need some Zoodles.
Fake Day by Party Crew March 30, 2005
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National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day 

A day on April 21st. Just shut up, dude
Dude 1: NATIONAL DISCORD MOD DAY!!

Dude 2: shut up, its National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day

national fake friends day 

A day on August 9th where everyone exposes/drops their fake friends, because, really, who the hell wants them here anymore?
Miles, it’s national fake friends day! oh btw, i knew you fucked my girl, bye man.

national drop fake friends day

A day on April 28th, where you tell all your fake friends you don't want to be friends with them, because, their fake.
"Hey Marcus, It's national drop fake friends day so be gone thot"
Word of the Day on April 28, 2020

FAKE FRIEND DAY 

Fake friend day is June 10th and you just post them fake people in your life and cut them off to pretend you never met them😘.
She is so fake, on FAKE FRIEND DAY I’m cutting her off
FAKE FRIEND DAY by Domo😘 June 9, 2020

National Fake Bitches Day

This day is for them bitches that is fake. Act like ya friend but talk behind ya back. Talk mad shit but could never pop it off at you/ say it to ur face. Basically this day is for them bitches that ain’t bout it🤷🏽 ♀️😌😭.
Jalin was talking behind Nelly’s back, Sounds like today finna be national fake bitches dayyyy🤪😭.

National Fake Friends Day 

A day on August 9th where yhu post all of dem fake ass bitches on ya story.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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