fake baked 

The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.

Wanna get fake baked? I'm still on probation so I can't smoke the real stuff.

fake baked by ScWheezy March 20, 2011

fake-baked 

sunless tanning in a booth (not spray on or lotion).

look how red she is, its january, she obviously fake-baked.

fake-baked by jenn g February 2, 2005

Fake Bake 

Tanning at a tanning Salon

"HB went to go fake bake, to look good for the Halstead Street parade"

Fake Bake by Pater August 15, 2003

Fake-Bake 

incense and potpourri, synthetic marijuana that fucks you up...good
also known as herbal incense, packages say not intended for human consumption but 2 tears in a bucket n fuck it.

klimax kush Fake-Bake

Fake-Bake by WCKDHAz3d1305 April 24, 2013

fake bake 

when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one

Lorry: did you see that girl?
Bob: the one with the fake bake?

fake bake by you do not know me..... May 3, 2003

Fake Bake 

When a 72 year old uses a easy bake oven.

fake bake

Fake Bake by Mughal King November 2, 2014

fake bakery 

A tanning salon

Guy 1: nice tan brah where yah been? Been hittin the beach?

Guy 2: nah aint got time just been hittin the Fake Bakery

fake bakery by Terrørist July 15, 2010