A lying ass pussy who lies about anything and everything. Lies just to get by and pretends to be something that they're not. Habitual liar who lies to make themselves look better than they really are. A fake ass pussy who can't admit his/her flaws, weaknesses, and mistakes.
You're the fakest bitch I've ever known you fake ass bitch. quit pretending and just admit that you ain't shit.
by B real plz April 03, 2010
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The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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A Fake Ass Bitch --- is someone who attempts to fit in, or
go along with the "crew" but everyone knows when the Sh*T hits the fan, they are the first one to bail.
Or accoring to Tupac someone bobbing their head to this dope ass sh*t wearing khakis
go along with the "crew" but everyone knows when the Sh*T hits the fan, they are the first one to bail.
Or accoring to Tupac someone bobbing their head to this dope ass sh*t wearing khakis
"Hey Jimmy lets roll up on those jersey punks and wax them"
Jimmy-- yeah man I wanna get me some of that action
"Shut up Jimmy, everyone knows ur a Fake Ass Bitch
Jimmy-- yeah man I wanna get me some of that action
"Shut up Jimmy, everyone knows ur a Fake Ass Bitch
by Wooith May 15, 2006
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A noun or adjective of someone who is a user, liar, and likes to take advantage of others or a situation. jneen jtorched motherlicker user fake ass mooch
DeJuan - Management said we couldn't get a raise because of the economy.
Celeste - I heard that biotch, Jneen-blow got a raise.
DeJuan - How did that fake ass bitch get a raise?
Celeste - They call her Jneen-blow for a reason....
Celeste - I heard that biotch, Jneen-blow got a raise.
DeJuan - How did that fake ass bitch get a raise?
Celeste - They call her Jneen-blow for a reason....
by ssatanica April 10, 2009
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When someone is being fake and lies to u about everything.Ass bitch is when they talk crap about u cause u tried to say sorry.
by Yourmom4937262839372 June 27, 2019
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Penelope tells Feeby in class: "I fucking can't stand that bitch Tammy. She thinks she's so pretty. I hate her!"
Tammy enters the classroom and sits in her usual seat next to Penelope
Penelope says to Tammy: "Hey Tammy, you look so pretty! How was your weekend? "
Tammy and Penelope are having a normal conversation about what they did this weekend while Feeby is thinking to herself, PENELOPE IS SUCH A FAKE ASS BITCH. SHE JUST TOLD ME SHE HATES THIS GIRL AND YET SHE IS TALKING TO HER AND ACTING LIKE SHE IS HER FRIEND!!!
Tammy enters the classroom and sits in her usual seat next to Penelope
Penelope says to Tammy: "Hey Tammy, you look so pretty! How was your weekend? "
Tammy and Penelope are having a normal conversation about what they did this weekend while Feeby is thinking to herself, PENELOPE IS SUCH A FAKE ASS BITCH. SHE JUST TOLD ME SHE HATES THIS GIRL AND YET SHE IS TALKING TO HER AND ACTING LIKE SHE IS HER FRIEND!!!
by basedonexperience December 07, 2015
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FEMALE WHO CONTRODICTS HER SELF BY SAYING CHICKS BEFORE DICKS TO HER FRIENDS BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT SHE PUTS A MAN BEFORE HER HOMEGIRLS AND ITS OKAY FOR HER
MAN! STARS A FAKE ASS BITCH! FOO ,SHE TOLD ME TO DITCH MY MAN LAST FRIDAY BUT YET THE BITCH DITCHED ME YESTERDAY JUST TO SEE HER UGLY ASS VATO THAT SHE KNOWS FUCKED UP ON HER!
by MS.DRAMA February 28, 2010
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