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fairy muff 

Can't make it to the pub tonight because your mum has died? Fairy muff.
fairy muff by jasoncart April 8, 2007

firemuff 

Used to describe either a redheaded woman or her (unshaven) pussy.
"I'd never known the sweet taste of the firemuff until a Scottich lass took a liking to me over pints of Guinness one night."
firemuff by Dick B December 18, 2005

fairy muff (response- Glitter!) 

an alternative term for 'fair enough'.
When me and my finace were stoned, we sat there and wondered where glitter came from. Don't worry, this is going somewhere. We decided that as 'fairies' (in their disney sense) were glittery, it was OBVIOUS that they came glitter. Therefore, glitter is made by factories of fairies, masturbating. They are forced to do so. When they come, they shriek 'glitter'. Now, as Fairy Muff sounds like Fair Enough, me and my fiance started to use it instead. The other one of us would say 'glitter' in a high pitched tone of voice in response.
'we need to pop into the post office later'
'fairy muff'
'glitter!'

fairy muff 

Can't make it to the pub tonight because your mum has died? Fairy muff.
fairy muff by jasoncart December 24, 2008

Fartmuffin

someone who brings an unpleasant vibe into an already good atmosphere
What a fartmuffin, he just killed the entire party
Fartmuffin by RichForever November 20, 2017

fairysnuff 

A word meaning Fair enough fairy snuff is a common mis pronnoniciation of fair enough but is more fun any way
hmm fairysnuff, hmm thats fairysnuff
fairysnuff by GemmaPuddleduck August 21, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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