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fairy muff 

Can't make it to the pub tonight because your mum has died? Fairy muff.
fairy muff by jasoncart April 8, 2007

firemuff 

Used to describe either a redheaded woman or her (unshaven) pussy.
"I'd never known the sweet taste of the firemuff until a Scottich lass took a liking to me over pints of Guinness one night."
firemuff by Dick B December 18, 2005

fairy muff (response- Glitter!) 

an alternative term for 'fair enough'.
When me and my finace were stoned, we sat there and wondered where glitter came from. Don't worry, this is going somewhere. We decided that as 'fairies' (in their disney sense) were glittery, it was OBVIOUS that they came glitter. Therefore, glitter is made by factories of fairies, masturbating. They are forced to do so. When they come, they shriek 'glitter'. Now, as Fairy Muff sounds like Fair Enough, me and my fiance started to use it instead. The other one of us would say 'glitter' in a high pitched tone of voice in response.
'we need to pop into the post office later'
'fairy muff'
'glitter!'

fairy muff 

Can't make it to the pub tonight because your mum has died? Fairy muff.
fairy muff by jasoncart December 24, 2008

Fartmuffin

someone who brings an unpleasant vibe into an already good atmosphere
What a fartmuffin, he just killed the entire party
Fartmuffin by RichForever November 20, 2017

fairysnuff 

A word meaning Fair enough fairy snuff is a common mis pronnoniciation of fair enough but is more fun any way
hmm fairysnuff, hmm thats fairysnuff
fairysnuff by GemmaPuddleduck August 21, 2006