fairymeat

fairymeat(aka my GEE EFF ❤️) means shes MY hot girlfriend and MY hot crush and No one else can have her bc shes MINE 💋💯 -emienm~~

Fairymeat is MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!! No one Can HAVE HER 😈

by leahs girlfriend official January 9, 2023

fairweather friend

someone who is a good friend when it is easy for them to be one and who stops when you are having problems.

Fairweather friends usually are the people you deal with until provened innocent.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 28, 2004

Fairweather Johnson

Sports Fans who only cheer for or pay attention to a team when they are winning. Usually likes to be on the winning side of the coin. Usually looked down upon by serious fans.

Tony: "I thought you were a Florida Fan?"
Rob: "I was last year but I think this year Alabama is winning and I have always kinda liked them a little better"
Tony: "I didn't know you were such Fairweather Johnson, you suck."

by Crimson X October 19, 2010

Fairweather Relationship

Someone who is with you when times are good but will bail or dump you. When times get tough but will get back with you when times get good again.

Evan and King are in a Fairweather Relationship King dumps Evan when they are having trouble or when things get to hard. And gets him back when things are smooth again.

by raingree December 5, 2007

Fairymare

a story/life event in which your wildest fantasies culminate in a horrific finale.

Haven, the smoking hot, big-titted, nympho, was deepthroating my cock when unexpectedly my shaft was shredded by her teeth; thats when I realized I was in a fairymare.

by Furst Haven March 8, 2010

Fairweather Friend

Someone who poses as a friend when it suits them, but are shady or shonky at other times.

After Mat broke up with my friend, he would act extremely shady all the time, pretending to lose his phone, and pretending not to receive SMS's. At times there was even no toilet paper, or shit on the walls. He is a fairweather friend.

by FWF September 24, 2010

fairweather family

Someone who is family or acts like family when it's easy for them to be, them change on you when it's through thick and thin.

Family, most of the time, is fairweather family until provened innocent.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 31, 2007