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Girl Fairy 

That special time of the month when a woman's vagina is busy bleeding. Sister of the ugly fairy.
Girl 1: "Man I am sore, the girl fairy is smacking me this week."

Girl 2: "I know what you mean, the stupid bitch bit my ass last week."
Girl Fairy by Michelle Barr April 20, 2008

girlfriend fairy 

Somebody who everybody else talks to in order to get a girlfriend. Named a fairy because normally the people who end up with them get laid by complete fucking magic.
I thought I was the practice girl. Turns out I was the GIRLFRIEND FAIRY!
*YEEEEEAH*

Fairgirl 

A Fairgirl is the kind of girl who is sweetly hypocritical. She says one thing, but is really doing the other, in the most adorable way possible. A Fairgirl is selfish, and blind to her hypocrisy, especially in relationships.
Girl: "I hate it when guys are just looking at my boobs when they're talking to me. So rude."
Guy: "I get that, but in all fairness you also never wear a bra right?"
Girl: "Yeah, but no one really notices"
Guy: "Do you think guys notice when they're talking to you?"
Girl: "I mean, haha, probably sometimes!"
Guy: *whispering to himself shaking his head* "Goddamn Fairgirl..."
Fairgirl by Slave4Dave November 21, 2016

fair weather girlfriend

A girlfriend that is only used when the boy is alone or needing sexual pleasure
Marc: "Urgh i need my girlfriend, im alone"
Guy: "Wow, shes definitely a fair weather girlfriend"

Fair Weather Boyfriend/Girlfriend 

Someone who is only with someone else for their money, popularity, or good reputation. They dump the person as soon as things start looking bad for the person.
Fair Weather Boyfriend/Girlfriend:

1.
A- "Hey, have you seen Lauren's new boyfriend?"

B- "Yeah, I've seen him with some other girls before. He's a total fair weather boyfriend."

2.

A-"Zeke, where's Amy? Did she dump you?"

B- "Yeah, I'm poorer than a hobo now. Amy found out and broke up with me, what a fair weather girlfriend."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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