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Fairgirl 

A Fairgirl is the kind of girl who is sweetly hypocritical. She says one thing, but is really doing the other, in the most adorable way possible. A Fairgirl is selfish, and blind to her hypocrisy, especially in relationships.
Girl: "I hate it when guys are just looking at my boobs when they're talking to me. So rude."
Guy: "I get that, but in all fairness you also never wear a bra right?"
Girl: "Yeah, but no one really notices"
Guy: "Do you think guys notice when they're talking to you?"
Girl: "I mean, haha, probably sometimes!"
Guy: *whispering to himself shaking his head* "Goddamn Fairgirl..."
Fairgirl by Slave4Dave November 21, 2016
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failgirl 

A girl who cannot perform even the most menial of tasks without resulting with some kind of fail.

Closely related to the uncommon failboy, possibly due to incest. Sightings are frequently reported in the Norfolk-Suffolk area.
e.g. a female that cannot make a sandwich would be regarded as a failgirl.
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failgirl 

A girl who cannot perform even the most menial of tasks without resulting with some kind of fail.

Closely related to the uncommon failboy, possibly due to incest. Sightings are frequently reported in the Norfolk-Suffolk area.
1) A female that cannot make a sandwich.
2) A female that has just announced a loss of The Game.
3) A female (girl) that has just made a mistake (a fail) and feels a fool. (fail + girl = failgirl)
failgirl by Burger King Diamond December 1, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026