Fairgirl

A Fairgirl is the kind of girl who is sweetly hypocritical. She says one thing, but is really doing the other, in the most adorable way possible. A Fairgirl is selfish, and blind to her hypocrisy, especially in relationships.

Girl: "I hate it when guys are just looking at my boobs when they're talking to me. So rude."
Guy: "I get that, but in all fairness you also never wear a bra right?"
Girl: "Yeah, but no one really notices"
Guy: "Do you think guys notice when they're talking to you?"
Girl: "I mean, haha, probably sometimes!"
Guy: *whispering to himself shaking his head* "Goddamn Fairgirl..."

by Slave4Dave November 21, 2016

failgirl

A girl who cannot perform even the most menial of tasks without resulting with some kind of fail.

Closely related to the uncommon failboy, possibly due to incest. Sightings are frequently reported in the Norfolk-Suffolk area.

e.g. a female that cannot make a sandwich would be regarded as a failgirl.

by Burger King Diamond June 30, 2011

failgirl

A girl who cannot perform even the most menial of tasks without resulting with some kind of fail.

Closely related to the uncommon failboy, possibly due to incest. Sightings are frequently reported in the Norfolk-Suffolk area.

1) A female that cannot make a sandwich.
2) A female that has just announced a loss of The Game.
3) A female (girl) that has just made a mistake (a fail) and feels a fool. (fail + girl = failgirl)

by Burger King Diamond December 1, 2011