Failurysm 

A failure (or failed attempt) is a, loser-filled dilation of a person caused by failing at anything.

"Checkmate."
"Dang, I lost."
"You should check for a failurysm."

Failurysm by Capt. Knut October 30, 2008

failureship 

noun. The ability to fail, especially when in a position of authority and/or control of a group, and to have that failure spread to others.

The failureship of the board of directors brought down the hard work of everyone else.

failureship by SocDoc420 December 18, 2011

Faneurysm 

A lapse in ability to think or function due to extreme amounts of fangirling or fanboying

"Did you see the new episode of Supernatural?!"
"Of course! I think it gave me a faneurysm."

Faneurysm by Wofl Iron July 20, 2008

faucet failures 

Another term for clothing and or commercial goods which are ar a higher quality and price range. It comes from the terminology drip, as a faucet which fails drips. Also it’s a Ski Mask the Slump God song.

I got faucet failures.

faucet failures by Zakake November 30, 2018

Failurism 

The state of being a complete failure, so much it is virtually a religion or way of life.

I completely suck at Halo, so I became a member of Failurism

Failurism by Capt. Knut October 30, 2008

faneurysm 

A lapse in ability to think or function due to extreme amounts of fangirling or fanboying.

"Did you see the new episode of Supernatural?!"
"Of course! I think it gave me a faneurysm."

faneurysm by Wofl_Iron November 16, 2007

failures

A group of people with little talent and gave up on real successes.

Fortnite streamers
Liberals
Feminists
people who think broccoli is a type of fish
all of theese diseases are failures

failures by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018