Failurism 

The state of being a complete failure, so much it is virtually a religion or way of life.

I completely suck at Halo, so I became a member of Failurism

Failurism by Capt. Knut October 30, 2008

Failurism 

The ability not to fail.

People are jealous of Thomas & Krisa's non failurism.

Failurism by BubbleBoi December 21, 2010

Failurism 

BELIEVING IN POSITIVE ASPECTS OF FAILURE.

I believe in failurism
Failurism has changed my life

Failurism by The Failurism Preacher February 5, 2016

failurism 

1) the act of failing
2) when someone screws you over

1) damn, i totally did a failurism on that test today

2) -hey did u hear what happened to lyle?

-No what?

-He had a failurism with his girlfriend

failurism by catracha4lyf May 28, 2009

failureship 

noun. The ability to fail, especially when in a position of authority and/or control of a group, and to have that failure spread to others.

The failureship of the board of directors brought down the hard work of everyone else.

failureship by SocDoc420 December 18, 2011

failism

The belief that the universe is just the creation of an extra-dimensional alien. This was his mid-term project for his 3rd grade quantum universal creation class, and he got an F on it. (One of the requirements was for the people inside not to kill each other worshiping him.)

Person A: If god is so all-knowing, why do we all kill each other in wars?

Person B: Because god is just a D-average alien. I propose that we turn against him and find a way to pilot a ship outside of the universe and into his eye. Hopefully, he has allergies and we'll cause him great discomfort.

Person C: Can we make him sneeze with tactical nukes?

Person B: Sure! Why not?

Person C: FAILISM FTW!

failism by GEEK² October 4, 2010

faucet failures 

Another term for clothing and or commercial goods which are ar a higher quality and price range. It comes from the terminology drip, as a faucet which fails drips. Also it’s a Ski Mask the Slump God song.

I got faucet failures.

faucet failures by Zakake November 30, 2018