felmonger 

weird zit-like mole on a midgets face

dude did you see that kids felmonger it was so big

felmonger by dat pimp kid March 20, 2011

Flonger Blasted 

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.

"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."

Flonger Blasted by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015

funmonger 

Slang for a person who is selling fun, often with no regard for safety or sensibilities.

She was a shameless funmonger, selling pleasure to the most desperate of people, at the saddest of times.

funmonger by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

fearmonger 

One who spreads the idealogy of fear through propoganda to fulfill a concealed agenda. Similar to a terrorist, but it fights with information and not direct violence. Politicians, media personas, and internet posters can all be fearmongers.

George W. Bush is accused for being a fearmonger for the use of scare tactics during the 2004 election.

fearmonger by rkilgore35 April 15, 2005

fearmongering

Provoking fear in order to get someone to get stuff done. What Republicans use to fight terrorism and what Democrats use to fight global warming or climate change or whatever they're calling it now.

It's a massive two-way street and is one of the cheapest ways to get something done.

The Republicans are fearmongering so much that Americans are actually starting to believe another attack is coming soon.

The Democrats are fearmongering with global warming to the point where people have just stopped driving their cars altogether.

fearmongering by Wadeford February 3, 2010

fudmonger 

One who spreads fear, uncertainty and doubt (fud) through propoganda, misdirection and/or shady marketing to fulfill a hidden agenda.

Absent any metrics or supporting facts, the fudmonger claimed to have lost 50% of his site traffic due to the redesigned website.

fudmonger by thisg1rl April 19, 2010

flonger 

its better than a flange

you can do it you flonger!

gooarrrn my flonger!

flonger by ishie and guy June 2, 2009