Is used to definite a situation that is not only a failure but is also lame as well. It is a combination between "fail" and "lame."
Our project was so failame!
by FadingRadiance February 4, 2009
Get the failame mug.A member belonging to the Group of Fail; known as the Duo of Fail/Trio of Fail/Octet of Fail, (however many members belong to each particular sub-group) Fails in all attempts socially, thus the name. Attempts at style but fails miserably. Often carrying more than three chins. Usually has a name starting with A, V, or C.
Failmember was failing all over the place today, as is the usual for one belonging in the dreaded Trio of Fail.
by Watch out for failmember! December 10, 2009
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1. A method of measuring how badly any person, action or object failed. Ranging from 1-10 (or higher if the person failed horribly).
2. A device used to measure the caliber of a fail.
2. A device used to measure the caliber of a fail.
Scenario 1:
Person A: I sat on a chair and broke it.
Person B: That sucks, but it's only a 6.5 on a failometer.
Scenario 2:
Person A: The movie 300 was historically accurate!
Person B: Anyone have an industrial strength failometer? Mine exploded after reading that.
Person A: I sat on a chair and broke it.
Person B: That sucks, but it's only a 6.5 on a failometer.
Scenario 2:
Person A: The movie 300 was historically accurate!
Person B: Anyone have an industrial strength failometer? Mine exploded after reading that.
by Nona Suomy September 25, 2008
Get the Failometer mug.When faith is so cruel that it pwns you with the amount of fail that it provides given the circumstances. In other words, a massive fail that marks you for the rest of your life. The ultimate self-embarrassment.
Example 1: Masturbating in front of your laptop when you've forgotten the webcam on after speaking to your grandparents in Florida would be failage.
Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.
Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.
by sveti_shano_birminghamski2 January 14, 2010
Get the failage mug.1. In the video game Halo 2, failing to achieve a Killamanjaro.
2. Also in the video game Halo 2, being killed 7 times in 30 seconds.
2. Also in the video game Halo 2, being killed 7 times in 30 seconds.
by Hess4177 May 31, 2007
Get the Failamanjaro mug.A mass amount of fail that can happen anywhere at anytime that is being watched, talked about, and or made fun of by someone or something.
<random dude 1>:Look at all those noobz geting pwned in Halo.
<random dude 2>:Yeah! They really suck!
<random dude 1>:I know! Just look at all that failage!
<random dude 2>:Yeah! They really suck!
<random dude 1>:I know! Just look at all that failage!
by Oroku December 27, 2007
Get the failage mug.A failed lamer. Usually used for people who are already lame, but keep failing at repeated attempts in various goals in life.
That guy's been asking that girl out for the 498th time and she's still rejecting him with a one-word "no" each time- what a failmer.
by lexnex May 6, 2009
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