Failmember 

A member belonging to the Group of Fail; known as the Duo of Fail/Trio of Fail/Octet of Fail, (however many members belong to each particular sub-group) Fails in all attempts socially, thus the name. Attempts at style but fails miserably. Often carrying more than three chins. Usually has a name starting with A, V, or C.

Failmember was failing all over the place today, as is the usual for one belonging in the dreaded Trio of Fail.

Failmember by Watch out for failmember! December 10, 2009

failbomber 

A person who fails at blowing things up...

That guy who tried to blow up Times Square in NYC; yeah, he's a failbomber.

failbomber by mandathewitch2 May 6, 2010

fakemember 

To superimpose a memory that did not actually happen.

There was no baby sitter coming because he had fakemembered arranging one.

fakemember by dawinsor87 December 24, 2007