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fail bait 

1.) A person...(most likely a female) who is bound to get u into a fucked up situation

2.) A girl (under 21) who gets drunk and can't handle her alcohol
ie
Rudy:"So i heard u were chillen w/ SmAshely las night."

Foote:"yeh she fucken projectile vomited all over me cuz!"

Rudy:"Dude that chicks total fucken Fail Bait....what'd u think was gonna happen?"
fail bait by EastCoast Kody May 8, 2009
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Fail Baiting 

When someone attempts a ridiculous /impossible feat while being videotaped, with the hopes of creating a viral fail video.
"Hey dude...get your phone and film me riding this pogo stick on that coffee table"
"What? ... thats ghey dude...your totally fail baiting"
Fail Baiting by reevstar June 11, 2016
The subject of a potential relationship that, if pursued, would only result in failure and drama. Usually female, but can also be male.

Failbait will typically be impartial to or encourage a relationship, usually under inconvenient circumstances. The relationship will end poorly, if it even gets off the ground.

Similar in usage to jailbait, but without the underage or incarceration aspect. Since going to jail would be considered a failure in most circles, jailbait is a more specific form of failbait.

Failbait differs from cocktease in that the subject isn't intentionally malicious or deceiving.
What? She likes you now, after all these years? She's failbait... she doesn't know what she wants.

She's with a new guy every month. Don't fall for that failbait.

Dude, you already have a hot girlfriend who understands you. Why are you obsessing over failbait?
failbait by JRR Volkswagen April 9, 2008
An attractive woman that goes to bars for the free drinks only. She has no intention of calling or fucking the guys that buy her drinks.
Don't bother talking to her, that chick never puts out. She's just failbait.
failbait by mkryger June 30, 2006
One of the sickest songs ever released by electro producer Deadmau5. This track cleverly blends electro house and hip hop. As of 2010, it is unreleased.
Dude I wish Failbait would be fuckin released already! Or he should at least play it in his shows!
Failbait by kalnz July 28, 2010
Girls under the age of 17 who try to be jailbait, but can't pull it off. Such as a 14 year old 200 pound girl who wears tight shirts, mini skirts and shows way too much flab.
Dude, did you see jessica today? She looks like a muffin in clothing..ITS DISGUSTING! Failbait to the max.
Failbait by Ninjaplocksz October 21, 2009
Any action, person, or situation that is destined to fail.
Did you see that poor guy trying to pick up the hot chick? Failbait!

That nerdy guy has failbait written all over him!

Don't go to Creamfields this weekend, the lineup sucks. It's totally failbait.
Failbait by Mysera May 22, 2011