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German word meaning "journey" but can have interesting effects when combined with other words (as the Germans are so good at doing).

Common sightings will be:

Fahrtplan - either a timetable or a menu including a lot of methane rich foods.

Extrafahrt - either an additional run of a bus or tram over part of a route or a particularly pungent anal emission.
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Fahrt by George Icbar November 23, 2003
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German word meaning run, ride or drive. It has no scatological reference in the German language.
Stupid Americans believe that fahrt is the same as fart, but it is not. Quit being stupid, Americans.
Fahrt by wichita August 7, 2006
German for fart. (not really but i think its funny)
I shouted helga a tooheys, but then she fahrted, so i na na nukka nukkaed.
Fahrt by yobbo April 25, 2003

Gute fahrt 

How to say "Drive safely" in German. It makes every American tourist laugh hysterically. REALLY.
Gute fahrt by Adele Krieger January 2, 2010

hookah fart

Any Flatus that has been filtered through water, such as bathwater, the swimming pool, or a hot tub, thus rendering it slightly less noxious.
Joey was in the pool, but that hookah fart still had some bite to it.
hookah fart by Chas501 February 1, 2017

Quantum Brain Fart 

When you both remember and cannot remember if you have done something. The state of being unsure if it is a false memory or a factual experience.
Schroedinger to Heisenberg; darn your uncertainty principle, I am having a quantum brain fart trying to remember if I did (or did not) put the cat in the box.
Quantum Brain Fart by Teraknor January 7, 2016

Fart Smeller

Someone who loses their dignity in order to be fancied by most people. These people hide how they truly feel about a thing, person, etc. This all comes in exchange of unconditional "which is rarely achieved" acceptance.
George is such a fart smeller! He is behind Becky's parents 24/7. Why can't he just be himself and let the dices roll? I mean you don't have to be a jerk to your father or mother in law, but this is way to much!