fahn 

when the level of sexy exceeds "fine". It enunciates just how hot and bothered one becomes when admiring.

Look at Vernon Davis with his fahn ass, Mark Wahlberg is so fahn, Will Smith is FAHN

fahn by alaurice March 29, 2010

fahn 

Fat ass hysterical nerd

Charles shut the hell up you fahn !

fahn by Anonymous April 22, 2005

Fahnert 

German last name. Hardly any live in the U.S.

known for their wild drinking and parties.

Girl: Whos is that person over there?
Other person: why that is a Fahnert!!!
Girl: I wish i Was a Fahnert!!!!

Fahnert by Anonymous70987687 July 12, 2010

fahnstrom 

A man who assumes extra responsibilities in order to give the illusion of power. He often does more than is asked of him and is an insufferable show off. He usually only dates midgets and is obsessed with nipples.

"Who's that guy fondling that midget and acting like he's hot shit?"

"That's the lab aid... Fahnstrom"

fahnstrom by Lawrence Broadway February 1, 2010

Fahnt 

To die while engaged in sexual intercourse. Does not apply to oral-sex related deaths.

Burton James completely fahnted last night while he was inside of me. We had his funeral the next day.

Fahnt by DyingSexer11 October 22, 2011

Fahnair 

- Walking faster than any car can drive
- Biking faster than any plane can fly
- Doing intese calculations while downloading sheet music
- Being pwned at life

Man, that Matt Fahner is such a Fahnair.

Fahnair by T3h Pwn0r June 14, 2004

fahnagle 

Fucking around with one's or another's time, wasting time, screwing around, being an ass

That bastard fahnagled my day away.

fahnagle by Michael Wang June 26, 2003