Fahnert

German last name. Hardly any live in the U.S.

known for their wild drinking and parties.

Girl: Whos is that person over there?
Other person: why that is a Fahnert!!!
Girl: I wish i Was a Fahnert!!!!

Fahnert by Anonymous70987687 July 12, 2010

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Fahnestock

German word for flagpole or flagstaff. It is known as a semi-common last name, which was derived from a certain ancestor’s flag carrying profession.

Bro your last name is Fahnestock!?! That’s sick! Was one of your relatives a flag carrier?

Fahnestock by Cam03_24_09 May 24, 2022

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Fahnert • Fahnestock • Chelsea Faherty

Chelsea Faherty

A “Chelsea Faherty” is someone who is always cold even if it’s hot as old man balls. Often seen wearing questionable hats.

See also- Ballbag, bollo, ChELsEa

“It was so hot in there I almost died, whoever’s in charge of the thermostat is a real Chelsea Faherty”

Chelsea Faherty by Shipshapes strongest November 22, 2021

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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