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fangwangler
George was peeing in the public fountain, and he didn't seem to know that what he was doing wasn't socially acceptable.
You: You fangwangler!
You: You fangwangler!
fangwangler by HORNYGREENMAN January 18, 2017
fagwanker
A popular colloquial amalgam, comprising of the two slang roots; 'fag' and 'wanker', meaning:
1. Somebody who engages in masturbation with homosexuals
2. Somebody who is not held in high regard by the user, rather, is strongly disliked.
1. Somebody who engages in masturbation with homosexuals
2. Somebody who is not held in high regard by the user, rather, is strongly disliked.
fagwanker by arklow representin March 23, 2006
fagwank
fagwank by mr. awesome007_licence to kill June 23, 2011
fagwan
a fagwan is a kind of person that minces and such (takes it up the arse) this also applies to people who arnt actually gay but you just feel like insulting them, it can also be mixed with words like fuck see examples
1. get the fuck out you fagwan
2. i hate you mum you fagwan
3. dude stop kissing his ass (whispered) such a fagwan
2. i hate you mum you fagwan
3. dude stop kissing his ass (whispered) such a fagwan
fagwan by Tom Carter October 8, 2006
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