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we say it all the time when somebody pushes the right button
fah q by chris tarver April 9, 2003
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a way to bypass screening for cuss words in a chat
FUCK YOU
FAH-Q you SOB
FAH-Q by geminimomma December 22, 2008
Unique phonetic spelling of 'Fuck You'.
fah-Q u r not 1337 c0m3 2 my FPT i \/\/ill haX0r yuo
FahQ by Avolin February 22, 2003

Fahqueedtle 

The Art of having coitus with a women while acquiring currency.
The man was a master of Fahqueedtle. He did it over 9000 times with over 9000 women.
Fahqueedtle by Searingcow January 11, 2015
Silly way to spell and pronounce "Fuck You". Used primarily by adolescents, so they can insult their teachers without getting in real trouble. Also, a world famous racing team created by Jerry Bernardo in 1986.
After Mrs. Palmer humiliated him in front of the class, Jimmy wrote "FahQ" all over the back of his pop quiz.
FahQ by Aestatis August 19, 2006
An alternative of saying Fuck, Fak, Fuk, Faq, Fuq, Fahk, Fahq, Fark, Farq etc.
First invented by Icu in 2020.
Jesus Fahque! These fahque-faces are way too fahquing annoying! Fahque me!
Fahque by Icu_Sphoz July 31, 2020
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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