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A fagalot is someone who cannot help but to touch any man that he can. He will go around high fiving people or grabbing people. Within 2 days of knowing him he should try to tounch your balls. If he does call 1800-fag-a-lot and they will help you.
guy1: omg byron just touched my balls
guy2: omg he has been high fiving everyone for days
guy1: we better call fagalot
fagalot by stinkfire November 19, 2007
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fagaloon 

What cowboys used instead of fag.
Ryan Seacrest is such a fagaloon
fagaloon by MATTBOBNAPOLEON March 15, 2008

fagalopes 

A group of homosexual men who are traveling in a herd-like manner. The herd of fagalopes are apparently born with an aversion to wallaby.
Oh my God, it's Nick, Sai, and Justin; those fagalopes are on a stampede to watch Jumanji starring Robin Williams.
fagalopes by Natetendo Wii March 21, 2008

fagalord 

1.)A strategic word to use when you become so sick of Upwords that you need to cheat. (Most often used in "Sexual Upwords")

2.)The lord of all fags.
A great way to create the word "fagalord" is by putting an "A" between "fag" and "lord."

Some people would consider Marilyn Manson the Fagalord of the U.S.A.
fagalord by the "S" in KaSh August 7, 2007
The secret language of gays. Rhymes with "tagalog," the language of Filipinos.

See also gaylic.
I understood what he meant, because I too speak fagalog.
fagalog by crusherrrr July 25, 2006
When someone is so faggish that faggot can't describe it.
Sean: Man, that guy is such a faggot

Ian: No dude, he is more like a fagagot
fagagot by xX_Zack_Xx January 16, 2008
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