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fagalord 

1.)A strategic word to use when you become so sick of Upwords that you need to cheat. (Most often used in "Sexual Upwords")

2.)The lord of all fags.
A great way to create the word "fagalord" is by putting an "A" between "fag" and "lord."

Some people would consider Marilyn Manson the Fagalord of the U.S.A.
fagalord by the "S" in KaSh August 7, 2007
Words you can keep
Jacob Santorius, Jacob Santorius is the faglord
The almighty Faglord Jacob Santorius raped the poor gaysian
Faglord by MrDylanyay November 27, 2016

faglordnigga 

A faglord that loves fucking niggers
Why u such a faglordnigga
One who reins supreme over homosexuals
"Our faglord Trevor has given us the best anal lube the world has ever seen"
Faglord by YaBoyCS February 29, 2016
someone or something having authority over fags.
Olivia is a massive faglord.
Faglord by Agent 00K November 16, 2015
A person who is the gayest of the gay
Person A: hey you know John right
Person B: yeah he's a faglord
Person A: yeah you're right
Faglord by Thatbeanerdude November 3, 2015

fagalard 

Someone who devises an elaborate E-scheme that makes them appear as something they are not(generally dudes as hot young girls). Chris Hansen visits are the ultimate goal of these sexual deviants. These types are resistant to truth serum and resistant to getting laid.
Asahi yo Nobore(Hurricanedra) played arguably the biggest game of guess who by pretending to be a 16y/o asian girl thru message boards and even facebook. What a fagalard he turned out to be.

SpartanSqaud is a fagalard, he claims that he was Asahi, which in reality is a death sentence in itself.
fagalard by Nay- March 21, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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