facxting

Sexting over Facetime on any Apple device. Could resemble, but not does necessarily bear any resemblance to: skexting, fexting, sexting, texting, and skyping. Pictures may or may not be involved.

"Oh my gosh, the homeschoolers are facxting! They must be married!"

"Facxting is the home run on the homeschoolers' base system!"

by POTUS32 September 28, 2011

facting

Being fat, angry and acting.
Coined by Zach Galifianakis on the DVD "Live at the Purble Onion".

"Joe that was really good facting!".

by PhilipSkovgaard February 25, 2010

Faxting

Sexting using a fax machine.

Fax machines are just for faxting!

by asdfqwertasdf December 31, 2014

Facting

Truth from a certain point of view.

Using only a portion of the information available to support a factual statement, when the remainder of the information would not support the same statement.

The newspaper was known to use facting tactics in its articles.
Many memes are guilty of facting.

by WorthW8 January 23, 2017

Fauxting

Faking a text when you're alone, when in reality, you have no one to text. Fauxting is mostly done by teenagers when they are in the presence of other teenagers they dont know.

Boy 1: Dude, I heard your ex was at that party last night, what happened?
Boy 2: Ahh I didnt talk to her. I just was fauxting until she left.
Boy 1: Smart move, you probably looked so cool.

by HannahHorton December 22, 2008

Facting

creating "facts" out nothing more than the noxious fumes that are created in and released from one's bowels.

the 2012 GOP convention hall had to be cleared out due to the massive amount of facting from various speakers. the smell was unbearable.

by omegaequalsone September 6, 2012

facting

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.

You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.

by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015