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facxting 

Sexting over Facetime on any Apple device. Could resemble, but not does necessarily bear any resemblance to: skexting, fexting, sexting, texting, and skyping. Pictures may or may not be involved.
"Oh my gosh, the homeschoolers are facxting! They must be married!"

"Facxting is the home run on the homeschoolers' base system!"
facxting by POTUS32 September 28, 2011
Words you can keep
Being fat, angry and acting.
Coined by Zach Galifianakis on the DVD "Live at the Purble Onion".
"Joe that was really good facting!".
facting by PhilipSkovgaard February 25, 2010
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Fax machines are just for faxting!
Faxting by asdfqwertasdf December 31, 2014
Truth from a certain point of view.

Using only a portion of the information available to support a factual statement, when the remainder of the information would not support the same statement.
The newspaper was known to use facting tactics in its articles.
Many memes are guilty of facting.
Facting by WorthW8 January 23, 2017

Fauxting 

Faking a text when you're alone, when in reality, you have no one to text. Fauxting is mostly done by teenagers when they are in the presence of other teenagers they dont know.
Boy 1: Dude, I heard your ex was at that party last night, what happened?
Boy 2: Ahh I didnt talk to her. I just was fauxting until she left.
Boy 1: Smart move, you probably looked so cool.
Fauxting by HannahHorton December 22, 2008
creating "facts" out nothing more than the noxious fumes that are created in and released from one's bowels.
the 2012 GOP convention hall had to be cleared out due to the massive amount of facting from various speakers. the smell was unbearable.
Facting by omegaequalsone September 6, 2012
Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.
You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.
facting by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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