Urban Dictionary: Definitions by PhilipSkovgaard

facting

Being fat, angry and acting.
Coined by Zach Galifianakis on the DVD "Live at the Purble Onion".

"Joe that was really good facting!".

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Man, look at Shakey go. "Live Rust" is the best!

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To high five yourself, if none of your homies is around to show you some love.

From Scrubs:

Elliot: "...Dr. Kelso's riding me!"
The Todd: "I got next...whazza!? No-one? Self-five! (snaps) For the big dog!"

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To add a "Like" to one of your own posts on Facebook. Kind of an embarrassing act.

Hey man, look at this. Tina has just added yet another self-like to one of her posts. Bitch got no friends!

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World of Warcraft-money.

Money some people would do anything and everything for!

"Hey man. Can I borrow some green? I need some WOWM!"

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Philip Michael Thomas invented the phrase "EGOT", meaning "Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony", in reference to his plans for winning all four.

Man! I plan to win all awards in the EGOT. That is an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony-award.

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A person who is unbelievably quite when using a restroom.

Hey man, have you ever notiched how Zack is total toilet ninja?

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