facelist

"It's pretty much a Craigslist, but on Facebook and for middle, high school, and college students in the Long Beach, Lakewood, or cities nearby." (Taken from Facebook page)
Facelist is a "list" of things (appearing on the Facelist wall) for sale in the Lakewood-Long Beach area. Most people under the age of twenty are members of Facelist, and many things are sold there, including iPods, phones, clothes, and shoes.

"I need money" *Posts iPod on Facelist* Meets up at the Lakewood Mall, gets money for iPod from fellow Facelister.

facelist by Websterin'dis'shit January 22, 2012

council facelift 

a council facelift is a ponytail so tight it prevents facial expression

a council facelift is a ponytail usually worn by the lower social classes, trailer trash, tramps, chavs and pondlife. woman that think a tight face is classy but cannot afford surgery or botox

council facelift by Mr Pink666 September 24, 2006

Facelifting

The act of lifting someone's (usually more creative than you can come up with) Facebook status and posting it as your own.

Greg's Facebook status: Look at your status. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? .........You're on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like! Anything is possible when your Facebook status looks like this one...

Rosie: LOVE THIS SO MUCH I AM FACELIFTING IT!!! :~D

Facelifting by alaskanjackal August 29, 2011

Facedistracted

When a person is trying to do something important like write a paper or study but looses their focus and gets on facebook to procrastinate

I started to do homework but got facedistracted.

Facedistracted by poptartjesus December 8, 2009

Mia's Facelift 

Only the best fucking band to come out of the Hudson Valley

Monty: Yo bro have you heard of Mia's Facelift?

Dan: Yeah bro, they're killing it rn, I'm glad I went to their show in Newburgh last month.

Mia's Facelift by yngwieShartsPeen2004 November 4, 2022

Faceist 

A person who judges or discriminates another because of their facial features.

Fear or suspicion of a person because of their facial characteristics.

Persona A: "I didn't give him the job because he had evil looking eyes."

Person B: "Really, isn't that a bit faceist?

Faceist by Mr Musing January 23, 2011

Mocha Facelift 

When a man shits on his partner's face, then proceeds to hang him/her upside down and cock slap their face until it's numb.

I hear Ron Jeremy gives a mean mocha facelift.

Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.

Mocha Facelift by Anal_Animal August 3, 2009