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Facebookitis 

A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.

Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?

Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis

Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?

Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
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Facebookitis by Tuhdumbum November 3, 2009

facebookfiend 

a person who is addicted to facebook. they check their facebook as often as they check their email. they are on facebook often over large intervals of time, especially when they should be doing more important things.
Man, I'm really behind in all of my classes because I've been on facebook, I tried to stop but I have to see who's poked me.

Gosh you're such a facebookfiend.
facebookfiend by ate kat May 22, 2006

facebookivity

(n) The opposite of productivity, marked by an excessive use of facebook.
Man, I have a ton of homework to do... time for less facebookivity.
facebookivity by jhambone March 14, 2010

facebookie

A person who is addicted to facebook, constantly checking to see if they have new notifications.
Guy 1: How was your date with Sydney?

Guy 2: It was good, she was constantly on her phone, checking for new updates on facebook.

Guy 1: Oh yea, thats what happens when you go on a date with a facebookie.
facebookie by thepinkstar1219 February 14, 2010

Facebookie

A person that will take bets for you over Facebook (either with Wall-to-Wall or with private messaging) in order to add convenience and remove face to face contact to lower the risk of getting robbed.
I didn't want to drive all the way down to the track or even grab my phone, so I used my Facebookie instead. It's illegal, but so much easier.
Facebookie by marblewonder July 27, 2009

Facebookville 

A soon to be created Facebook app where you manage a person who manages a Facebook account.
Brett: Dude I got 4 friend requests!
Steve: Damn who?
Brett: Dude not on Facebook, on Facebookville.
Facebookville by Brett Hull June 27, 2010