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Facebookitis 

A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.

Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?

Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis

Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?

Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
...
Facebookitis by Tuhdumbum November 3, 2009

facebookfiend 

a person who is addicted to facebook. they check their facebook as often as they check their email. they are on facebook often over large intervals of time, especially when they should be doing more important things.
Man, I'm really behind in all of my classes because I've been on facebook, I tried to stop but I have to see who's poked me.

Gosh you're such a facebookfiend.
facebookfiend by ate kat May 22, 2006

facebookivity

(n) The opposite of productivity, marked by an excessive use of facebook.
Man, I have a ton of homework to do... time for less facebookivity.
facebookivity by jhambone March 14, 2010

facebookie

A person who is addicted to facebook, constantly checking to see if they have new notifications.
Guy 1: How was your date with Sydney?

Guy 2: It was good, she was constantly on her phone, checking for new updates on facebook.

Guy 1: Oh yea, thats what happens when you go on a date with a facebookie.
facebookie by thepinkstar1219 February 14, 2010

Facebookie

A person that will take bets for you over Facebook (either with Wall-to-Wall or with private messaging) in order to add convenience and remove face to face contact to lower the risk of getting robbed.
I didn't want to drive all the way down to the track or even grab my phone, so I used my Facebookie instead. It's illegal, but so much easier.
Facebookie by marblewonder July 27, 2009

Facebookville 

A soon to be created Facebook app where you manage a person who manages a Facebook account.
Brett: Dude I got 4 friend requests!
Steve: Damn who?
Brett: Dude not on Facebook, on Facebookville.
Facebookville by Brett Hull June 27, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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