facebookie

A person who is addicted to facebook, constantly checking to see if they have new notifications.

Guy 1: How was your date with Sydney?

Guy 2: It was good, she was constantly on her phone, checking for new updates on facebook.

Guy 1: Oh yea, thats what happens when you go on a date with a facebookie.

by thepinkstar1219 February 14, 2010

Facebookie

A person that will take bets for you over Facebook (either with Wall-to-Wall or with private messaging) in order to add convenience and remove face to face contact to lower the risk of getting robbed.

I didn't want to drive all the way down to the track or even grab my phone, so I used my Facebookie instead. It's illegal, but so much easier.

by marblewonder July 27, 2009

facebookie

Someone who has succumbed to pressure from others and become a facebook addict. Mission: to create more fackbookies from facebookophobes

"so over myspace, i've converted and become an all out facebookie now"

by Carot September 20, 2007

Facebookie

A person obsessed with Fabcebook who prefers that mode of communication over email, telephone or face to face interactions.

Jane: What happened to Donna? She hasn't returned any emails or phonecalls and she didn't make it to my party last Saturday.

Mike: She's become a Facebookie. Contact her there, you're guaranteed a reply.

by unconnected March 12, 2009

Facebook your ass

When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.

She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds

by Nikki Stixx October 12, 2019

Facebook Fireman

This is a person who works for the Fire Department and at every opportunity this person is posting on Facebook about everything they have ever done while on duty. This is because they are not very good at the job, so they need all of the "pats on the back" from their other fake "friends" on Facebook.

"Dave is totally a Facebook Fireman."

by NYCFF July 18, 2012

Facebook Worth

=((# of likes your Facebook post gets)/(# of Facebook friends)).

A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.

"Ricky always gets a lot of likes, but his Facebook Worth is really low."

by Extra Mayo June 8, 2016