facebookfiend 

a person who is addicted to facebook. they check their facebook as often as they check their email. they are on facebook often over large intervals of time, especially when they should be doing more important things.

Man, I'm really behind in all of my classes because I've been on facebook, I tried to stop but I have to see who's poked me.

Gosh you're such a facebookfiend.

facebookfiend by ate kat May 22, 2006

Facebook Fiend  

a person who is addicted to facebook and has intense urges to update their status,post notes,and to send you 'pieces of flair' every chance they get. They define their social value by how many responses and or 'pieces of fucking flair' they receive back.

Zack is such a Facebook Fiend . He changes his stats every ten seconds!

Damn it Audrey, you sent me sixteen bumper stickers today alone! I don't even have that application!

Facebook Fiend by acowfrog December 17, 2008

facebookiando

Noun – A person that is on facebook way too much (facebook-ing), so much so that they miss their Train or Bus stop or their Street while driving due to checking their facebook page.

Belinda missed her Train Stop cause she was facebookiando.

If Danny Keeps facebookiando he will get fired from his job!

facebookiando by é2daizz0 November 17, 2009

Facebookending 

In addition to impulsive Facebook check-ins, the act of beginning and ending one's daily computer-related acitivies with a "quick" Facebook scan for new messages, status updates, and commentary.

text: hey john, u still up?
text: yep. just hittin' the ol' facebook before gettin some zzzs
text: it's 3 am. what's with all the facebookending lately?
text: just feels good 2 cover all my bases. besides, i get my happy birthday messages in early and a slew of booty call ops at nite
text: nice! i guess it's better than statusitis. see u on fb in a few hours

Facebookending by wordmaestro September 29, 2011

FacebookFINE 

F.I.N.E: fucked up, insecure, neurotic, emotional (see 'F.I.N.E.' by Aerosmith)

That annoying person you can't stand, who one or more of your friends, is still friends with on Facebook.

You can't really tell your friends who they can and can't be friends with, and so you eventually are force to use "block person" so you don't have to read all their stupid, annoying comments anymore.

* Status* Jane is making pork chops for dinner.

Bob: Yum.
Kim: Cool!
Bob: Yeah, real "cool". She's making pork chops. That's a big, huge deal.
Kim: Oh shut up. I honestly have no idea why Jane keeps you around as a friend in real life, or here. You're nothing but FacebooFINE to me.
Kim: Stop it. Both of you. You're both my friends.

* Kim uses "block person" on Bob, who is noting more than FacebookFINE.

FacebookFINE by deliveryxps September 6, 2009

Facebook Fiend. 

Someone who sends many friend requests too people that they have ZERO mutual friends with. Sends requests to people that live in the other side of the country, Takes a million photos and have many profile Picture. A person who rights a new status 5 minutes. Gets married multiple times and Always looking for attention, etc.

Hey I'm John Doe and a I'm a Facebook Fiend.

Facebook Fiend. by JohnDoe93 August 16, 2011