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Facebookkake 

When a bunch of horny teenage boys all post on a 'hot' or 'slutty' girls Facebook picture with comments that are sexual in nature.
Tim: "OMG Julian, did you see Brittney's new profile picture on Facebook?"

Julian: "Hell yeah dude, within minutes of uploading that shit turned into a facebookkake."
Facebookkake by ayyitsjayy March 22, 2013

facebookkake 

1. the inevitable result of excessive facebook 'poking'

2. an overabundance of comments attatched to any single

facebook post
Sara found that after she posted a pic of herself in a bikini on facebook, the comments covered her timeline like so much facebookkake.

Facebukkake 

1. noun A form of pleasure taken when you ejaculate beliefs/ideas/baby pics on Facebook's newsfeed

2. verb To share a rant on Facebook's newsfeed for friends to view your stupid thing that they don't give a shit about.
Why does Tanya facebukkake pictures of her newborn every fucking day?

Facebookaki 

The spewing and spurting of nastiness by a bunch of your Facebook 'friends' all over your Facebook 'wall' all at the same time; so much so that you can't squeegee it off before the whole planet sees it.
"All my 'friends' went Facebookaki on all my pages, and I'm out of tissue!"
Facebookaki by myspacecadet January 23, 2010

facebookakke 

When someone's Facebook page (generally an attractive female's) is covered in thirsty posts and comments from would be suitors.
I decided not to go out with her because when I creeped on her profile it was straight up Facebookakke.
facebookakke by Cameltan78 October 6, 2017

facebookmaker 

a person who makes bets on Facebook.
Are there any facebookmakers in this part of the world?
facebookmaker by uttam maharjan September 22, 2012

facebookface 

noun. The name given to one who is a facebook addict.
"Oi, stop networking on facebook you gay facebookface."
facebookface by chris nissen February 23, 2009
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trucker's tan 

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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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