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Facebookkake 

When a bunch of horny teenage boys all post on a 'hot' or 'slutty' girls Facebook picture with comments that are sexual in nature.
Tim: "OMG Julian, did you see Brittney's new profile picture on Facebook?"

Julian: "Hell yeah dude, within minutes of uploading that shit turned into a facebookkake."
Facebookkake by ayyitsjayy March 22, 2013

facebookkake 

1. the inevitable result of excessive facebook 'poking'

2. an overabundance of comments attatched to any single

facebook post
Sara found that after she posted a pic of herself in a bikini on facebook, the comments covered her timeline like so much facebookkake.

Facebukkake 

1. noun A form of pleasure taken when you ejaculate beliefs/ideas/baby pics on Facebook's newsfeed

2. verb To share a rant on Facebook's newsfeed for friends to view your stupid thing that they don't give a shit about.
Why does Tanya facebukkake pictures of her newborn every fucking day?

Facebookaki 

The spewing and spurting of nastiness by a bunch of your Facebook 'friends' all over your Facebook 'wall' all at the same time; so much so that you can't squeegee it off before the whole planet sees it.
"All my 'friends' went Facebookaki on all my pages, and I'm out of tissue!"
Facebookaki by myspacecadet January 23, 2010

facebookakke 

When someone's Facebook page (generally an attractive female's) is covered in thirsty posts and comments from would be suitors.
I decided not to go out with her because when I creeped on her profile it was straight up Facebookakke.
facebookakke by Cameltan78 October 6, 2017

facebookmaker 

a person who makes bets on Facebook.
Are there any facebookmakers in this part of the world?
facebookmaker by uttam maharjan September 22, 2012

facebookface 

noun. The name given to one who is a facebook addict.
"Oi, stop networking on facebook you gay facebookface."
facebookface by chris nissen February 23, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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