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Facebookers

People who explore Facebook and its Greatness; Also known as Facebook Addicts!
Audrieanna and Taylor are always on Facebook!
AW SNAP! WE'RE FACEBOOKERS!

We are Constantly Bookin that Face!! lol
Facebookers by sftballt03 January 3, 2010
Words you can keep

facebookee 

1. a Facebook user or fan
2. one who is addicted to Facebook
Check back again, you facebookee!
facebookee by timlight January 29, 2010

Facebooker's Remorse 

When you get really smashed and go on facebook, you comment on everyone's status and say stupid crazy stuff. You tell all the hot chicks on your profile that you want them. The next day you have a case of Facebooker's Remorse and you delete all of your comments!
I can't believe I commented on Jen's status and told her to shut up and get a life. I was so smashed now I have "facebooker's remorse"

Facebooker 

A: Are you a Facebooker?
B: Yes I am.
A: How much time do you spend on Facebook daily?
B: Well, around three hours.
Facebooker by Rajeeb2014 May 9, 2014

Selfish Facebooker 

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on
Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !
Selfish Facebooker by magic worder August 25, 2011

Awkward Facebooker

"good seeing you today, sorry i didnt say hey i was in a hurry i think i was only there for like 35 mins haha"

-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl
Awkward Facebooker by B1GTENCHAMPS September 16, 2012

facebookrastinating 

the act of aimlessly exploring and in general wasting valuable time on facebook in lieu of being productive in such activities as homework, napping, etc.; usually applicable to college students
John knew that he had a sociology midterm and english paper due the next day, but ended up facebookrastinating most of the night instead.
facebookrastinating by Ari D February 20, 2009
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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