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faceaids 

A communicable disease you can be infected by if you put your face on a yoga mat.
Don't put your face on the mat, you'll get faceaids.
faceaids by titan667 May 25, 2018
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face aids 

Another term for facial herpes. Especially when the sores are weepy and yellow
Dude I ate that filthy bitches cunt and now I have the face Aids. Dirty two-bit slut.
face aids by Alanhat October 3, 2007

Face AIDS 

1. An insult to someones cleanliness.

2. An expression on boredom.
1. That girl is so dirty i bet she has face AIDS!

2. I've never been so bored in my life, I'd rather have face AIDS than be here!
Face AIDS by Mat Edwards August 16, 2007

Face AIDS 

A mythical female creature that roams the streets of Birmingham (UK) at night. Sightings are rare but if eye contact is made with 'it' the viewer is turned to stone
'look over there by the DJ booth.. Face Aids!'
Face AIDS by RedSole March 16, 2009

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026