face-tit

when the face height of a seated person matches the breast height of a standing person sideboob

The young women crowded around and began to ask questions. Brad could barely form a coherent thought, much less carry on a conversation, due to the major face-tit he was getting from Susie.

face-tit by Ricardo Corridor January 16, 2009

tit face 

n. generally mild insult, best reserved for your spouse.

Hey Titface, get out of my way.

tit face by ahouse June 3, 2005

Tit face 

A word I use too often. Basically someone who is being completely daft.

"Bro, ur a complete tit face."

Tit face by Hibishesxø April 22, 2019

roundhouse tit to the face 

when an exotic dancer winds up and aggressively smacks a customer across his/her face with a massive tit. this maneuver can be delivered as a single blow or as a series of strikes. A roundhouse tit to the face is not to be confused with a motorboat, which is less aggressive.

Hey man did you see that guy over there? He just got punished with a double D roundhouse tit to the face!

roundhouse tit to the face by RET123 January 19, 2009

face-titties 

Bags of flesh hanging under the eyes.

Try some botox injections under your eyes to clear up those face-titties.

face-titties by Member 248791 October 21, 2016

Face Tits Ass Scale 

The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.

Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)?

Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?

Friend: No?

Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.

Friend: That's unfortunate.

Face Tits Ass Scale by Huntiar February 13, 2019

titanic face

the face you make while having sex with one hand against a window.

titanic face- “everyone has a ‘titanic for the first time’ face.” -Harry Styles

titanic face by ainhahssy August 15, 2021