face-tit

when the face height of a seated person matches the breast height of a standing person sideboob

The young women crowded around and began to ask questions. Brad could barely form a coherent thought, much less carry on a conversation, due to the major face-tit he was getting from Susie.

by Ricardo Corridor January 16, 2009

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tit face

n. generally mild insult, best reserved for your spouse.

Hey Titface, get out of my way.

by ahouse June 3, 2005

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Tit face

A word I use too often. Basically someone who is being completely daft.

"Bro, ur a complete tit face."

by Hibishesxø April 22, 2019

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when an exotic dancer winds up and aggressively smacks a customer across his/her face with a massive tit. this maneuver can be delivered as a single blow or as a series of strikes. A roundhouse tit to the face is not to be confused with a motorboat, which is less aggressive.

Hey man did you see that guy over there? He just got punished with a double D roundhouse tit to the face!

by RET123 January 19, 2009

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face-titties

Bags of flesh hanging under the eyes.

Try some botox injections under your eyes to clear up those face-titties.

by Member 248791 October 21, 2016

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Face Tits Ass Scale

The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.

Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)?

Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?

Friend: No?

Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.

Friend: That's unfortunate.

by Huntiar February 13, 2019

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