MYOBS

Acronym for "Mind Your Own Butt-Sex." To stay out of someone's personal homosexual affairs.

Guy One: "Who was dude I saw you leave with last night?"

Guy Two: "MYOBS!"

by ChibiChrissi July 12, 2008

face-cake

A person wearing excessive make-up.

Mana is adorable, but he's a total face-cake.

by ChibiChrissi May 30, 2006

Agent Tommy

My little brother's screenname. He's an 11-year-old who is apparently very 1337 online. In real life, he's an arse, and a nerd, and an annoyance.

"Heehee doody doo 1337 DDR master haha DEEDLEDEEDLEDOO I make annoying noises haha no friends wee!" - Agent Tommy

I punched him.

by ChibiChrissi December 22, 2004

two dads and a chemistry set

A witty comeback to "your mom," popularized by a student in Georgia.

"YOUR MOM!"

"At least I have a mom. You've got two dads and a chemistry set!"

(Usually followed by "Ohhh, what now?")

by ChibiChrissi October 06, 2006