KRiSTY's definitions
have to be the nicest biscuits ever made by man. or woman. or girl. record number in a batch : 80something.
are absolutely fantastic dont no how i lived before the littl things came along. waffles are also nice. and so is tea.
are absolutely fantastic dont no how i lived before the littl things came along. waffles are also nice. and so is tea.
by kristy October 20, 2003

When a person with a psychological disorder lures little childern into a dark alley and eats there eyes leaving the childern with that ever lasting memeory
cop 1"god damm it its happened again!"
cop 2" who the fuck let the mentallure out of his cage this time?"
cop 2" who the fuck let the mentallure out of his cage this time?"
by Kristy November 17, 2003

to aspire to bond with. One jocks persons one has a crush on. Roughly synonymous with "like," but unlike "like" it implies action. When one jocks someone they not only like them but aspire to do something about it (though it does not imply an actual plan, but the general asperation in an imperfect sense).
"Kristy jocks her boyfriend Kris insane amounts"
"I am totally jocking that girl in my CRD class, even though she has a boyfriend."
"I am totally jocking that girl in my CRD class, even though she has a boyfriend."
by Kristy December 10, 2003

by Kristy December 10, 2004

Despite being warned about drinking the water in Egypt, Kristy was stubborn and as a result ended up in considerable pain suffering from the Pharoes Curse.
by Kristy April 14, 2004

one who wears too much makeup (specifically foundation/coverup) ; in which they cover their face because they are too ugly to show their normal face . or they just use way to much makeup and it looks like you could scrape it off
1. aha you see that guy making out with cakeface over there?
2. ew shes a cakeface
3. "im trying to tell you in a nice way that you wear too much foundation..makes you look clownish and i think you are too pretty for that"
2. ew shes a cakeface
3. "im trying to tell you in a nice way that you wear too much foundation..makes you look clownish and i think you are too pretty for that"
by KRiSTY August 28, 2004
