KRiSTY's definitions

cake face

one who wears too much makeup (specifically foundation/coverup) ; in which they cover their face because they are too ugly to show their normal face . or they just use way to much makeup and it looks like you could scrape it off

1. aha you see that guy making out with cakeface over there?
2. ew shes a cakeface
3. "im trying to tell you in a nice way that you wear too much foundation..makes you look clownish and i think you are too pretty for that"

by KRiSTY August 28, 2004

Blarg

Word used in anger or frustration. Commonly used when you just want to scream.

I failed that test BARLG!!!

by Kristy December 10, 2004

Pharoes Curse

Diarrhea one gets from drinking the water in Egypt.
Similar: montezuma's Revenge

Despite being warned about drinking the water in Egypt, Kristy was stubborn and as a result ended up in considerable pain suffering from the Pharoes Curse.

by Kristy April 14, 2004

2nd base

"touching of other peoples private areas"

Kelsey and her boyfriend got to second base the other day when he went up her shirt and she went down his pants.

by kristy June 30, 2003

zoober

Blowing on someone's belly so it makes a farty sound.

Man that zoober tickled!

by Kristy January 17, 2005

university of toledo

university of Toledo an awesome university set in the city of Toledo. Offering 20,000 students access to high ranked sports, the arts, and tons of clubs and organizations there are countless ways to get involved. It’s an education not just in academics but in real life experience - UT has it all!

UT has a lot more to offer than that school down I-75, including a MAC Champion title for the 2004 season:)

by kristy December 7, 2004

mentallure

When a person with a psychological disorder lures little childern into a dark alley and eats there eyes leaving the childern with that ever lasting memeory

cop 1"god damm it its happened again!"
cop 2" who the fuck let the mentallure out of his cage this time?"

by Kristy November 17, 2003