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face rat 

A person who spends all day assing around on Facebook looking for status updates in which they can post perverted or otherwise obscene comments on. Face rats also enjoy being tagging or being tagged by other face rats in pictures of things like: men with titties, women with fupas or penis or vagina shaped objects.
All of my friends are total face rats. We check our new notifications like a pervert checking his mail box for porno mags hoping someone has commented on the totally disgusting yet hilarious picture of the hairy guy with titties we posted.
face rat by The Real Dickens Cider January 24, 2011
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Pussy Face Rat Face

Someone that you can tell is a pussy just by looking at their face and they also tend to look like a rat.
Ex: Buck teeth and rat features.

Person 1: Hey man, Colton is such a pussy face rat face!

Person 2: Yeah, I know he looks like a pussy and a rat.

Rat Face Train Slew 

A slutty girl that had a rat face and talks about explicit sexual stuff in trains in front of strangers.
Damn Muppet that rat face train slew didn't care that people heard her talking about getting banged in the ass.
Rat Face Train Slew by anonymous September 11, 2018

Rat face 

When someone's face resembls a rat
Logan: Taylor look, it's Tyler.

Taylor: he is such a rat face.
Rat face by T-may1212 April 29, 2010

rat face 

mat yates, yoooooo!!!! my gangsta matt is such a rat face

Rat Face Killa 

1. A vaguely threatening combination of rodent and man with tendencies of homicidal behavior

2. An entity which kills the faces of rats
Damn, that's a rat face killa.

White trash rat face 

A physical condition where extremely white trash genetics cause a person's facial features to be entirely too small for their head.
I can't take Cletus seriously, the way he sits there staring at me with that white trash rat face of his.
White trash rat face by PartyAnimal12 September 23, 2016