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Making out for more than five minutes to the point where your lips get chapped.

Boy Alex face raped girl Alex when they hung out.

Face raped by Sophia1815 November 20, 2018

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Face Raped

The Sexual act of a Woman rubbing her breasts into a person's face without his/her consent.

Mark: Hey Steve, Jessica rubbed her boobs in my face! I wasn't even expecting it.

Steve: Dude, she just face raped you. Lucky Bastard

Face Raped by PlayBoyMan July 20, 2012

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Face Raped

When seated in a crowded public area and a man takes advantage of the crowd by standing right in front of you with his package in your face. With nowhere to go, turn, you are forced to be up close and personal with his crotch.

I was just face raped by that googly-eyed Cincinnati Gay while waiting for my table at First Watch.

Face Raped by allieblahblah March 30, 2011

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Face-Raped

When a person logs onto ones' computer or laptop when the user isn't looking and changes their Facebook status into something inappropriate

John Smith sucks willy for a fiver.

Ahahahhaa! John just got Face-Raped!!!

Face-Raped by hahayougotowned February 4, 2009

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face-raped

the act of someone who looks up every possible thing aboute someone on their facebook and pry in this persons facebook-business until they know more of this person than the persons actual friends.

(guy at school) "-Hey I feel really bad aboute Steve acting like a jerk to you".
(Face-raped person) "-Ehm, what are you talking aboute?".
(guy at school) "-Well, I saw some tags of him where he was all hands on with some girls at Peters party."
(Face-raped person) "-Who are you? You don't even know me!"

face-raped by ottilia stormvinter April 7, 2010

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Mistakenly Face-raped

The act of believing someone on Facebook has been
face-raped and thus commenting to this that they have been face-raped, even though they really were not face-raped.

Status: Hey guy's im Gay
Your comment: HAHAHAHA MAN U TOTALLY GOT FACERAPED :D HAHAHA
Subjects comment: no man i havent been face-raped!!
I AM GAY!!!
Your comment: ... oh :O
Mistakenly Face-raped

Mistakenly Face-raped by Wakalaka44 November 30, 2011

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raped in the face

Having a penis shoved in your face,

OR

Feeling really sad or betrayed.

I can't believe she did that to me, I fell like I have been raped in the face!

raped in the face by lmaoathamelt2 February 4, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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