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Donkey Punch

The current definition of a Donkey Punch is wrong, highly inaccurate, and can cause serious injury and criminal charges to anyone who tries it. It's also a Myth.

What an ACTUAL Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. It's like spanking a woman's butt, but with a closed fist instead of an open hand.
Woman: (Squirms in her chair)
Man: Are you alright, honey?

Woman: No. That Donkey Punch from last night was too hard. MY ass still hurts.
Man: I'm sorry. let me get you an ice pack, and I'll be a lot more gentler to your ass next time.
by PlayBoyMan June 6, 2016
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vagina sprite

A Video Game Enemy (Called a Sprite) in a video game, whose body, or any part thereof, resembles a Woman's Vagina.
It could also be a boss in a video game as well, as well as in movies.
Todd: Dude, is it just me, or does that monster over there look like a vagina?

Gary: It's not you man. That is a Vagina Sprite.
by PlayBoyMan October 28, 2013
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Boobquake

The Massive uploading of pictures of women showing off cleavage or exposing their breasts to a hosting service, such as Tumblr, Blogger, etc, in a consistent and timely manner.
Tim: Dude, you have uploaded quite a number of boobie pics

Dude: Thanks - It's an impressive Boobquake, isn't it?

Tim: yes it is Dude....Yes it is.
by PlayBoyMan December 9, 2012
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Face Raped

The Sexual act of a Woman rubbing her breasts into a person's face without his/her consent.
Mark: Hey Steve, Jessica rubbed her boobs in my face! I wasn't even expecting it.

Steve: Dude, she just face raped you. Lucky Bastard
by PlayBoyMan July 20, 2012
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Hooter Shooter

A Can of soda or Beer that is transferred or temporally held between a woman's breasts.

Consumption of the beverage while still between the breasts is completely optional
Steve: Dude, that woman is holding a can of soda between her boobies!

Mark: That is a very nice Hooter Shooter.
by PlayBoyMan October 18, 2011
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Torrent Slut

A user who has a high volume of active torrents from several sources. Legitimacy of the torrents is irrelevant.
Murdok: Dude, are you downloading 45 torrents of that Ubuntu ISO?

John: Yes I am. I REALLY love Ubuntu

Murdok: John, You are such a Torrent Slut !
by PlayBoyMan September 5, 2011
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BoobieRoll

A woman who performs a drumroll on her breasts. The Breasts are usually large, and can either be natural or Agumented.
Tom: hey Mark, I saw this big-boobed girl on her webcam, and it looked like she was playing the drums on her boobs !

Mark: Oh, that was a Boobieroll. It's a rare gift, ya know.

Tom: Nice !
by PlayBoyMan December 21, 2010
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