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Hooter Shooter

A Can of soda or Beer that is transferred or temporally held between a woman's breasts.

Consumption of the beverage while still between the breasts is completely optional
Steve: Dude, that woman is holding a can of soda between her boobies!

Mark: That is a very nice Hooter Shooter.
by PlayBoyMan October 18, 2011
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boobieologist

A person who is a expert of determining women's breast sizes. They also have a ability of telling if they are real, fake and/or if they are using a stuffed/pushed-up bra/braless, all simply by looking, and WITH the woman being fully clothed.
Bob: Wow, Judy really loves them think sweaters. I wonder what her bra size is.

Steve: *looks* She a 38C. And they're real. went with a brassier today. Nice.

Bob: How the hell do you know that ?

Steve: I've got the mad skills man. I'm a Boobieologist
by PlayBoyMan June 30, 2010
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BoobieRoll

A woman who performs a drumroll on her breasts. The Breasts are usually large, and can either be natural or Agumented.
Tom: hey Mark, I saw this big-boobed girl on her webcam, and it looked like she was playing the drums on her boobs !

Mark: Oh, that was a Boobieroll. It's a rare gift, ya know.

Tom: Nice !
by PlayBoyMan December 21, 2010
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Tweetspanking

Spanking a User on Twitter via Mobile Phone.

1. The Recipient (User that wants to be spanked) DM's (Direct messages) a Twitter User he/she is following on her cell phone, and asks that user to tweetspank her.

2. If the Spanker agrees, then they must DM the Recipient back, saying that they will, and when. The Spanker can refuse to tweetspank if they choose.

3. If the spanker agrees, the Recipient will then set his/her Phone on vibrate, and place it under one butt cheek and wait.

4. The Spanker must send a tweet in the following format -

@tweetuser has spanked @tweetuser for being a naughty girl (or Boy) >:)

5. The Recipient's phone has received the tweet, causing the phone to vibrate. The Recipient has received a Tweetspanking
Mary: D Mark can you give me a tweetspanking ?

Mark: D Mary you got it, bad girl. two minutes. Get ready.

Mary: sets the phone on Vibrate, and places it under her left cheek.

Mark: D Mark has spanked @Mary for being a naughty girl >:)

Mary: OOOOOH !
by PlayBoyMan July 24, 2009
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doing the mcfarleys

"doing the mcfarleys" is a G-Rated term that is used to describe sex in front of younger children.
Amanda: What was all that noise last night ?

Steve: that was mark and his girlfriend. They were fucking like rabbits.

Amanda: Don't say that in front of the kids.

Steve: Sorry. They were "doing the mcfarleys" all night.
by PlayBoyMan June 27, 2010
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Face Raped

The Sexual act of a Woman rubbing her breasts into a person's face without his/her consent.
Mark: Hey Steve, Jessica rubbed her boobs in my face! I wasn't even expecting it.

Steve: Dude, she just face raped you. Lucky Bastard
by PlayBoyMan July 20, 2012
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Donkey Punch

The current definition of a Donkey Punch is wrong, highly inaccurate, and can cause serious injury and criminal charges to anyone who tries it. It's also a Myth.

What an ACTUAL Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. It's like spanking a woman's butt, but with a closed fist instead of an open hand.
Woman: (Squirms in her chair)
Man: Are you alright, honey?

Woman: No. That Donkey Punch from last night was too hard. MY ass still hurts.
Man: I'm sorry. let me get you an ice pack, and I'll be a lot more gentler to your ass next time.
by PlayBoyMan June 6, 2016
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