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face humping

The act of humping a partner's face during a deep throat act of oral sex, rubbing the pelvic area around while thrusting, with one or two hands on the back of the partner's head for control.
Michelle kissed Jack passionately, her tongue locked with his. She gently pushed him back against the wall, her fingers working their way down his shirt, unfastening each button.
Then she started kissing his neck, as her hands kept moving downward, first grabbing him through his jeans and then yanking open his belt.
Jack moaned softly in satisfaction as she slid her mouth south, down his shoulder, pausing to flick her tongue over his right nipple, then kissing his chest, lower and lower, leaving a warm trail of kisses across his taughtened abdomen.
Finally, she hooked her thumbs in his underwear and pulled down, giggling as his erect member snapped up to brush her cheek...
She kissed the tip softly, then ran her tongue along the bottom, making him squirm in satisfaction. Then his hands were entwined in her hair, pulling her forward until she had his whole length in her mouth.
Jack then started gently thrusting towards the back of her throat, in the face humping technique.

Alternatively: Michelle let Jack indulge in frenetic face humping.
face humping by Fedora Jack March 31, 2016
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Face humping

A peculiar form of clothes on foreplay in which one partner thrusts their groin in the face of the other. This act usually occurs in public places leaving specatators befuddled but weirdly aroused.
I hope I get drunk enough to enjoy face humping.
Face humping by Face humper November 15, 2017

Bass Humping Your Face 

When the bass guitar sounds so good (typically funkified) it's literally humping your face.
Come see us play live if you like ripping guitar solo's and the bass humping your face.

Facedumping 

The act of conducting routine Facebook activities while perched on the throne taking a dump, commonly on a mobile device, usually at one's place of work. See also, toiletbooking, duecebooking, and multi-tasking.
I like to do a little Facedumping while I "drop the kids off at the pool" every morning at work. It helps me relax.

Did you notice he always has his iphone with him when he goes into the can, man, you know he's totally Facedumping in there.
Facedumping by e-boner February 5, 2010

FaceJumping 

When a person is on facebook and looks at mutual friend and skips back and forth between different mutual friends looking at info,picture,ect.
Person 1: What were you doing on facebook yesterday?
Person 2: I was facejumping yesterday and I found this hot chick.
Person 1: do you know her?
Person 2: No but my cousin does ;)
FaceJumping by R.I.4Ever September 6, 2010

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026