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blow face 

v. Ripping down fatty rails of cocaine.
JD: We need to kick this party up a notch...

David: Let's blow face!

Entire Party: YES!!! BLOW FUCKIN' FACE!!
blow face by jake_d December 14, 2008

Blow Job Face 

the face Renée Zellweger shows sometimes. It's when you scrunch your face and lips up like your giving a blow job.
person 1: "Nice "Blow Job Face".

person 2: "fuck off!"
Blow Job Face by coolguy22222 November 5, 2010

blow my face off 

A response given to a person that has said something incredulous.
Geezer 1: I'm gonna win the lotto this week and blow it all on hookers and drugs!
Geezer 2: Yow blow my face off yow do with ya stupid talk
blow my face off by toastface August 25, 2005

Blow the Muck on her face 

Irish for ejaculating your "load", which contains semen and sperm, all over a sluts face, and hopefully she will have the common decency to fuck off afterwards.
A common practice in Ireland usually without the slut fucking off as they want more muck.
" jasus would ya look at that whooer!" said a Fat ugly Irish man
" She deserves the muck" said his even fatter girlfriend
"BLow the Muck on her face" said the fat ugly Irish man with a grin on his face
" No thats my dinner" said the irish model (Fat woman)

Pizza Face Blowjob 

When you receive head from a girl who has a severe acne problem. Often times, her acne is more red and puffy than your erection.
That girl needs to go to the dermatologist before I get a pizza face blowjob.
Pizza Face Blowjob by AnselmoJr December 28, 2009

blowing smoke in someones face 

A flirtatious gesture, generally used as a silent way to ask the second party if they "wanna fuck?" Not to be confused with the same gesture meaning "fuck you!"
All it took to get lucky, was "blowing smoke in someones face". And her smile was the only answer he needed.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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