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Face Balls 

Face Balls, a word meaning epic and awesome, beats everything and everyone. It is the most powerful word in the galaxy! Use it in any sentence and you will win.
Face Balls, is the meaning of life.
Different uses

Disses
"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says only one at a time", " Face Balls" "FU$% you win"

Girl friends ugly, "Face Balls" She an angel

Bank robbery, "Face Balls" They cuff themselves

No boner, "Face Balls" It's sky skraper tall

Rainbow, "Face Balls" Double Rainbow

Burger, "Face Balls" Big Mack inside another Big Mack

Wife Sex, "Face Balls" Six Girls Sex

Small Boobs, "Face Balls" Dougeball Boobs

"Face Balls", "Face Balls" Universe Splits in two
Face Balls by Zadtrix August 26, 2011

Fucking dick shit balls face 

Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead
Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan

Balls Face 

A asshole in school who thinks he is the king of the world and fucks around with anyone and tells them to shut up. They usually play with their balls instead of working.
Eli: Dude Donnovan is being a jerk.

Marley: Yeah he is a Balls Face

Balls At Face 

Most commonly used to mean anything that totally owned anything else. Also used as a move in Gran Turismo 4 when a player goes balls out into the turn without braking and knocks another player way out into the spin-out zone thus allowing him to pass said car and still make the turn.
House on Mango Street Two: Balls At Face

I totally owned that guy BALLS AT FACE
Balls At Face by Brooks Reed May 31, 2005

balls on face 

Verb:action consisting of a male swinging his genitalia in front of another person's face
Tim swings from the subway handrail in the direction of an unsuspecting sophomore.
Tim: Balls on Face!
balls on face by The Juice April 27, 2005

Balls in my face 

Slang for “sike”, trying to play off a scenario thats gone bad, or trying to make it seem like you’re hacked. First used and popularized by Offset when he got caught cheating on Cardi B and proceeded to go on twitter to tweet Balls In My Face to make it seem like he was hacked.
“Damn that girls fine asf”
“Bro thats a boy”
“Balls in my face”
Balls in my face by Ruperts January 7, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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