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Funitude 

n.

1. Someone that always exhibits an attitude of fun and excitement in what he/she is doing. This person often is the life of the party and invited to events just because friends/acquaintances know they will have more fun if he/she is there.

2. Person lacking of standard excuses for not having fun or going out, such as: "i'm tired", "I have to get up early", "I have my kid tonight", "My spouse said i can't go out", "I drank too much last night"
Bachelor: Can we go home now I have a wedding in the morning.

Best man: NO! You had better change your funitude right now or no more dances for you!

OR

Person 1: Man, last night was crazy.

Person 2: I know, Person 3 is the world record holder for "purveyor of funitude" (as measured on the official funitudity meter)
Funitude by Dick Turner October 14, 2009
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the most dopatronic, schitzo elf you'll ever meet. has very bad foot funk he sells on the street, puts the kids in a trance.
You pulled a funitzo, those kids are shakin' it!
funitzo by natabelle July 1, 2005
Refers to the term fun. Experiencing more fun either in Texas with people with hispanic decent or having more fun. Using "ito" refers to something smaller in the Spanish language. Used here means the opposite, more fun. Slang term. Also, to enphasize the word use spanish words like muy, mucho, etc.
You should have come to the bar last night, it was muy funito!
funito by Blair Pentecost September 7, 2006
funitch is short for fat cunt bitch
it basically sums up a specific genre of person
She is such a funitch for starting all this baby mama drama.
funitch by nakedcube April 14, 2008

Funitubers 

A show based on DevNoob made by 1Creeper that has 2 seasons and 2 movies with 4 being planned. Main characters including: Ruts, DevNoob and 1Creeper (Only in season 1).
Ruts: When are you making a new Funitubers video?
1Creeper: Later.
*Tomorrow*

Ruts: What happened to making that episode?
1Creeper: I forgot.
*Repeat*
Funitubers by Ruts December 20, 2022

No Funitosis 

Someone who wont have fun. Someone that finds joy in doing absolutely nothing. Someone that's always being a party-pooper
"Jake has no funitosis", said Marisa
No Funitosis by Kasen_Kore October 3, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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