Definitions by nakedcube

metter 

man sweater = metter

someone with a hairy chest and back so much that it looks like a sweater

Josh used all my conditioner to tame his metter.

metter by nakedcube April 14, 2008

funitch 

funitch is short for fat cunt bitch
it basically sums up a specific genre of person

She is such a funitch for starting all this baby mama drama.

funitch by nakedcube April 14, 2008