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funitch is short for fat cunt bitch
it basically sums up a specific genre of person
She is such a funitch for starting all this baby mama drama.
funitch by nakedcube April 14, 2008
Words you can keep
A facebook snitch: Someone who is constantly reporting illegal or copyrighted stuff their friends post on Facebook.
Person 1: Facebook's just disabled access to my videos because of the last copyrighted video I uploaded..

Person 2: Then at least one of your friends is a Fnitch!
fnitch by sammyag December 19, 2010
Related Words
Elizabeth and Christine are fugitches.
Fugitch by HB&CM January 7, 2009
An irreversible, life changing professional burn out brought on by the combination of a declining economy and long series of soul draining situations.
I think I'm done being a graphic designer, I'm all Funtched.

or

This client is nothing but funtch!
Funtch by DirectFromSpace July 20, 2012
A woman that acts both fancy + bitchy. Someone condescending.
Quit being such a fanitch!
Fanitch by iamccrider September 1, 2016

Finitched 

When someone is completely drunk/high and are acting like fools
I am actually Finitched
Finitched by JennJem March 12, 2017

Funtching 

The act of Munting and Felching on the same body, at the same time, with two different people
“Have you felched before?”
“I mean my friend brought me to the graveyard and we were funtching”
Funtching by jhaas April 2, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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