fÁRT 

A minor to major explosion between the legs thru an anal orifice causing heat sound deformation and oder in the form of fecal gas and feces shot out onto a canvas and appreciated as ART.

'Jimmy' carefully squatted over the canvas and let a very wet bottom blow down thus creating his fÁRT.

fÁRT by Scotovna November 21, 2020

Fart 

Fart: A regular, ordinary air biscuit. Isn't too loud, and doesn't stink that much.
The Ninja: A classic example of the phrase silent but deadly. Is almost entirely inaudible but has an ungodly stink.
TNT: A loud but not too stinky fart.
Nuclear Bomb: A jack-of-all-trades fart, stinks really bad and is also VERY loud. The worst ones to accidentally let loose.
The "Taking A Dump" Fart: Self-explanatory.
The "Taking A Dump" Nuclear Bomb: A rare kind of toilet fart. Acts likes a Nuclear Bomb. The leading cause of public bathroom embarrassment.
The Shart: An average shart (a fart which contains crap).
The Volcano: A powerful kind of shart. Can also be mistaken for a TNT, but the shit may be so violently released that it can escape your underpants, causing extra embarrassment.
Krakatoa: A loud and very powerful shart. If you get this, go see a doctor because you probably have diarrhea.
The Trampoline: Very loud, but with zero stench. The force , however, is strong enough to launch yourself forward a bit. Usually caused by comfort foods that produce a lot of dense gases.
Shit-Flavoured-Air: The most ungodly stench known to man. A chemical weapon more toxic than Sarin. The clearer of rooms everywhere. The origin of humanity's concept of demons. A fart that is silent, but is so stinky that being in the presence of it for too long can make you lose your lunch. Essentially the opposite of The Trampoline.

Guy 1: Uck, the Shit-Flavoured-Air strikes again! Which fucker let out that fart?
Guy 2: OHm I THINK I'M GOING TO BLEAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Guy 3: Something tells me adding ghost peppers to those beans wasn't the best idea...

Fart by E hates Q April 9, 2019

Fart 

A small explosion between the legs, composed of vapourized poop particles.

person 1: ewww dude did you fart?
person 2: yes indeed i did, you heard the explosion didnt you?

person 3: yes, eww it smells disgusting
person 1: omg bro dont breathe it in, you realize you are inhaling particles of his poop when you smell it!?
person 3: kill me now.
person 2: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! smell my wrath! :D

Fart by Blue_Sky555 August 9, 2012

Fart 

Smelly wind that comes from your asshole. Sometimes can make noise

Girlfriend: ew what’s that smell?!
Boyfriend: sorry I farted

Fart by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020

fart 

satan trying to crawl out of your anus

Mark farted on the phone and Liz asked if Satan was trying to escape

fart by Madroxx December 8, 2009

Fart 

The true embodyment of human comedy. Everybody finds them funny no exceptions.

Person 1: "fart"
Person 2: "haha"

Fart by Cunt Turd July 2, 2021

Fart 

To spray someone with your scent, thus a way of sharing a bond with that person.

He just blew a fart!

Meaning: He likes her and wants to attract her through olfactory enticement.

Fart by Sunny Prince August 18, 2016