Definitions by Purplepeepee

Dylan 

He gets bitches like no ones business. He is short but really funny and has the best friend group

Daughter: I like this guy named Dylan

Mom: oh shi I’ve heard Dylan’s are top notch

Dylan by Purplepeepee January 25, 2022

Carl 

Damn he so hit his smile make me cvm

Friend: did you cream your pants?

Me: yeah I was thinking of Carl

Carl by Purplepeepee January 25, 2022

Warren 

He’s a hottie but he’s a fuck boy

Woman: yooo he’s hottt
Grandpa: yeah but he’s a Warren he might ditch you the next day for another girl

Warren by Purplepeepee October 26, 2020

Kaden 

A hot ass dude who will make your coochie melt. His voice sounds like a South Park character, but he’ll stay in your mind forever and will keep you up at night

Girl: I’m aroused idk why
Friend: must be because of Kaden

Kaden by Purplepeepee October 26, 2020

Fart 

Smelly wind that comes from your asshole. Sometimes can make noise

Girlfriend: ew what’s that smell?!
Boyfriend: sorry I farted

Fart by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020

Miciah 

A stupid boy who will ignore the perfect girl in front of him. Instead he chases after a lesbian. He is also attracted to hoes that are straight, but he rejects the prettiest girl

Super Model: hey I wanna ask out Miciah

Friend: sorry he’s only attracted to lesbians and hoes

Miciah by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020

Spider 

The ugliest mf you’ll ever see. Has eight legs and millions of eyes. He can be huge and hairy, or very tiny. Many people are scared of him because he’s icky

Daughter:ahhhhhh oh my god there’s a huge spider in the bathroom

Mom: that’s Larry he’s just vibing

Spider by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020