12 definitions by Purplepeepee

The ugliest mf you’ll ever see. Has eight legs and millions of eyes. He can be huge and hairy, or very tiny. Many people are scared of him because he’s icky
Daughter:ahhhhhh oh my god there’s a huge spider in the bathroom

Mom: that’s Larry he’s just vibing
by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020
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A weak insult used by the LGBT community. You might get punched if you say it to someone
Kid: I got beat up today

Dad: why?
Kid: I called someone a straggot
by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020
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A stupid boy who will ignore the perfect girl in front of him. Instead he chases after a lesbian. He is also attracted to hoes that are straight, but he rejects the prettiest girl
Super Model: hey I wanna ask out Miciah

Friend: sorry he’s only attracted to lesbians and hoes
by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020
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A hot ass dude who will make your coochie melt. His voice sounds like a South Park character, but he’ll stay in your mind forever and will keep you up at night
Girl: I’m aroused idk why
Friend: must be because of Kaden
by Purplepeepee October 26, 2020
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Someone who yells at people who don’t wear masks even though they have a condition where they can’t
Person 1: I didn’t wear a mask but still maintained social distancing but some Karen still yelled at me like a lunatic
by Purplepeepee August 16, 2020
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Damn he so hit his smile make me cvm
Friend: did you cream your pants?

Me: yeah I was thinking of Carl
by Purplepeepee January 25, 2022
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A guy who will hype girls up for a few weeks then ignores them and talk to another girl
Sister: I’m talking to this guy named Chris he’s so sweet
Me: he’s fake he says that to every girl
by Purplepeepee August 14, 2020
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