Carl

Damn he so hit his smile make me cvm

Friend: did you cream your pants?

Me: yeah I was thinking of Carl

by Purplepeepee January 25, 2022

Warren

He’s a hottie but he’s a fuck boy

Woman: yooo he’s hottt
Grandpa: yeah but he’s a Warren he might ditch you the next day for another girl

by Purplepeepee October 26, 2020

Chris

A guy who will hype girls up for a few weeks then ignores them and talk to another girl

Sister: I’m talking to this guy named Chris he’s so sweet
Me: he’s fake he says that to every girl

by Purplepeepee August 15, 2020

Wasp

A stupid motherfucker who loves to sting innocent people and should die

Person 1: I got stung by a wasp today
Person 2: it will be burning in hell

by Purplepeepee August 15, 2020

Miciah

A stupid boy who will ignore the perfect girl in front of him. Instead he chases after a lesbian. He is also attracted to hoes that are straight, but he rejects the prettiest girl

Super Model: hey I wanna ask out Miciah

Friend: sorry he’s only attracted to lesbians and hoes

by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020

Spider

The ugliest mf you’ll ever see. Has eight legs and millions of eyes. He can be huge and hairy, or very tiny. Many people are scared of him because he’s icky

Daughter:ahhhhhh oh my god there’s a huge spider in the bathroom

Mom: that’s Larry he’s just vibing

by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020

Fart

Smelly wind that comes from your asshole. Sometimes can make noise

Girlfriend: ew what’s that smell?!
Boyfriend: sorry I farted

by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020