A stupid motherfucker who loves to sting innocent people and should die
Person 1: I got stung by a wasp today
Person 2: it will be burning in hell
Smelly wind that comes from your asshole. Sometimes can make noise
Girlfriend: ew what’s that smell?!
Boyfriend: sorry I farted
A cute girl who is typically shy but has a warm smile that invites people in her life. She loves dogs and taking care of them. She has a group of friends who support her in every way
Brother: I met a girl today her name’s Destiny
Me: she’s a keeper
A guy who will hype girls up for a few weeks then ignores them and talk to another girl
Sister: I’m talking to this guy named Chris he’s so sweet
Me: he’s fake he says that to every girl
The ugliest mf you’ll ever see. Has eight legs and millions of eyes. He can be huge and hairy, or very tiny. Many people are scared of him because he’s icky
Daughter:ahhhhhh oh my god there’s a huge spider in the bathroom
Mom: that’s Larry he’s just vibing
A stupid boy who will ignore the perfect girl in front of him. Instead he chases after a lesbian. He is also attracted to hoes that are straight, but he rejects the prettiest girl
Super Model: hey I wanna ask out Miciah
Friend: sorry he’s only attracted to lesbians and hoes
Someone who yells at people who don’t wear masks even though they have a condition where they can’t
Person 1: I didn’t wear a mask but still maintained social distancing but some Karen still yelled at me like a lunatic
