12 definitions by Purplepeepee

Spider

The ugliest mf you’ll ever see. Has eight legs and millions of eyes. He can be huge and hairy, or very tiny. Many people are scared of him because he’s icky

Daughter:ahhhhhh oh my god there’s a huge spider in the bathroom

Mom: that’s Larry he’s just vibing

by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020

Straggot

A weak insult used by the LGBT community. You might get punched if you say it to someone

Kid: I got beat up today

Dad: why?
Kid: I called someone a straggot

by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020

Miciah

A stupid boy who will ignore the perfect girl in front of him. Instead he chases after a lesbian. He is also attracted to hoes that are straight, but he rejects the prettiest girl

Super Model: hey I wanna ask out Miciah

Friend: sorry he’s only attracted to lesbians and hoes

by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020

Kaden

A hot ass dude who will make your coochie melt. His voice sounds like a South Park character, but he’ll stay in your mind forever and will keep you up at night

Girl: I’m aroused idk why
Friend: must be because of Kaden

by Purplepeepee October 26, 2020

Karen

Someone who yells at people who don’t wear masks even though they have a condition where they can’t

Person 1: I didn’t wear a mask but still maintained social distancing but some Karen still yelled at me like a lunatic

by Purplepeepee August 16, 2020

Carl

Damn he so hit his smile make me cvm

Friend: did you cream your pants?

Me: yeah I was thinking of Carl

by Purplepeepee January 25, 2022

Chris

A guy who will hype girls up for a few weeks then ignores them and talk to another girl

Sister: I’m talking to this guy named Chris he’s so sweet
Me: he’s fake he says that to every girl

by Purplepeepee August 14, 2020