ezaac

the epitome of duchebag.

jackass.
player.
cheater.
skankass.
poop eater.
has smelly farts.
no animals like him.

i dont like him.
fuck you ezaac!!!!

wow i had such an ezaac day.
wow man that guy just let out an ezaac in the elevator and didnt say excuse me.

by Fuck your bald headed granny December 8, 2010

premature ezachulation

when a zach just puts "it" in just a lil bit and cums prematurely , thus resulting in Plan B

Khloe: Last night Zach just put it in a little bit and still came really early, I need to go grab some plan B
Chasette: Aw damn girl sounds like your man got a case of premature ezachulation :(

by chaekirbz December 10, 2016

ezaan

A lit kid also known as ezzy

Ezaan is a lit kid

by Litkid December 10, 2016

ezhacri

When what you were hoping for didn't happen

"The homework is due in 2 days right?"
"No it's due tomorrow"
"Ezhacri"

by eighteenlettername October 22, 2022

Ezaan

Ezaan is the only person who actually understands what your going through and doesnt speak alot when his not in the mood . If he gets into a relationship he actually loves his girlfriend so much. He also has beautiful eyes and is the most loyal person you will ever find. Although he does stupid things like jumping on cars at night and throwing bricks at peoples windows, inside him his a gentle, kind-hearted everybody would like to meet

Ezaan is the most amazing person but at the same time when he is mad he is capable of doing anything

by Mohammad Ali hamza November 22, 2021

Ezaculation

A nickname for anybody whos name is Zac.

"Yo what up Ezaculation!" "Bro, did you hear about Ezaculation? he gave that girl a texas t-shirt last night.

by Tits McGee6969 November 3, 2010

Ezracism

A state of “friendliness” toward anyone named Ezra

Ezracism brought everyone together against a common enemy

by Dropitezracism May 7, 2018