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the epitome of duchebag.

jackass.
player.
cheater.
skankass.
poop eater.
has smelly farts.
no animals like him.

i dont like him.
fuck you ezaac!!!!
wow i had such an ezaac day.
wow man that guy just let out an ezaac in the elevator and didnt say excuse me.
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premature ezachulation

when a zach just puts "it" in just a lil bit and cums prematurely , thus resulting in Plan B
Khloe: Last night Zach just put it in a little bit and still came really early, I need to go grab some plan B
Chasette: Aw damn girl sounds like your man got a case of premature ezachulation :(
premature ezachulation by chaekirbz December 10, 2016
A lit kid also known as ezzy
Ezaan is a lit kid
ezaan by Litkid December 10, 2016
When what you were hoping for didn't happen
"The homework is due in 2 days right?"
"No it's due tomorrow"
"Ezhacri"
ezhacri by eighteenlettername October 22, 2022
Ezaan is the only person who actually understands what your going through and doesnt speak alot when his not in the mood . If he gets into a relationship he actually loves his girlfriend so much. He also has beautiful eyes and is the most loyal person you will ever find. Although he does stupid things like jumping on cars at night and throwing bricks at peoples windows, inside him his a gentle, kind-hearted everybody would like to meet
Ezaan is the most amazing person but at the same time when he is mad he is capable of doing anything
Ezaan by Mohammad Ali hamza November 22, 2021

Ezaculation 

A nickname for anybody whos name is Zac.
"Yo what up Ezaculation!" "Bro, did you hear about Ezaculation? he gave that girl a texas t-shirt last night.
Ezaculation by Tits McGee6969 November 3, 2010

Ezracism 

A state of “friendliness” toward anyone named Ezra
Ezracism brought everyone together against a common enemy
Ezracism by Dropitezracism May 7, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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