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Abstract Eyespy 

A game similar to traditional eyespy but where the things "spied" must be of a non tangible nature.
P1: Let's play abstract eyespy, you go first.

P2: I spy with my little eye something beginning with "I".

P1: Innovation
Abstract Eyespy by Termite Warrior January 25, 2009

Eyesplosion 

When someone see's something that is is so amazing that their eyes actually explode.

Eyesplosions may also occur at times when someone sees something so disgusting or repulsive that their eyes explode.
Dude, that chick was so hot last night I had an eyesplosion.

When I saw 2 girls 1 cup I had an eyesplosion.
Eyesplosion by Word Makerer May 23, 2009

japs eye spy 

A sly type of meat gazer. Using any trick he can to take a good look at your manservant.
That little japs eye spy was checking out the old man.
japs eye spy by B-Neutron September 11, 2006

big ass eyespot mouthbrooder 

It means you're probably on acid so please drink some water, turn of the lights, put on some led zeppelin and lay down.
I am, you are, we are big ass eyespot mouthbrooder

Brown eye spy 

A brown eye spy is a homosexual caught staring at another man's buttox in the locker room.
"Dude, did you see that guy with make up on at the gym"?
"Yeah, that guys a brown eye spy".
"No way"!
"yeah we caught him Spying the brown eye last week".
Brown eye spy by zack N November 30, 2010
Item #: SCP-525
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Outside of testing conditions, the individual components of SCP-525 must be stored in separate sealed containers. No more than six components may be stored in the same room or within 15 meters of each other. All currently-existing components are accounted for at Storage Site-23 in lockers ██ to ██.
Only Class D personnel are authorized to handle SCP-525. All supervising staff must wear protective eyewear during testing.
Description: SCP-525 consists of multiple disjoined arthropod legs, 10-15 cm in length. DNA identification has been inconclusive, but the closest match so far is to the brown recluse spider Loxosceles reclusa. The base of each leg ends in several minute hooks capable of perforating flesh. SCP-525 is covered in short, fine hairs, and is quite brittle.

When alone or in proximity with fewer than six others, SCP-525 is inert. When eight components of SCP-525 are brought within range of each other (approx. 0.6m), the legs will immediately crawl into a group and attach themselves into a single entity, referred to as 525-1. At this stage, the speed of its locomotion greatly increases, and it will attempt to make contact with the closest human or similar (see Addendum #525-A).
Is that an Eyespider
Eyespider by DR dank furry December 12, 2018