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eyepies is the most greatest human being on this planet infact in all of the universe , she is so amazing and makes everyone smile and laugh around her . she is very special, gifted , funny , lovely , kind and heavenly. she is the reason the sun goes up into the sky . She is even more great than a happy meal !!! she is loved by alot of people. You may not know who eyepies is but in the future you will see she will become the most important person in your life .

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eyepies by eyepies December 4, 2010

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Eyepies

A Chalazion on the eyelid.

Chloe- I have a bump on my eye and it hurts so bad.
Aidan- Haha I think you have herpies on your eye... Oh wait eyepies.
Chloe-Aidan shut the fuck up. You’re such a dumbass.

Eyepies by JackDaniel74 May 14, 2021

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Related Words

eyepies • eyegies • eyepiece • EyePied • eepy • eye pester

eyegies

eyegies are the green stuff in your eyes when you wake up (aka sleep in your eyes)

you've got eyegies m8, or,
need to get these eyegies out

eyegies by shaun corness April 24, 2008

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EyePied

When you cream pie a bitch in her Eye

"Bruh I just Eyepied that bitch now she cant see"

"she has nut dripping from her eyelids i think she got eyepied"

EyePied by DUTT REACT #L REACTS November 2, 2017

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eyepiece

Your eye...jamaican slang i guess...jamaican guy i know says it.

You got boxed in your eyepiece.

eyepiece by mike santos March 2, 2004

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Eepies

Sexy man. super sexy man, delicious sexy man. man with many women. founder of the EepiesSMP and the EepiesSMP discord server

smoker of crack, enjoyer of minks, kisser of leon.

"Did you hear about eepies?"

"YES I WANT HIM SO BAD, HE IS SO HOT OMFG"

Eepies by Eepies April 9, 2022

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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